# TV shows that would make good porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 30, 2013, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051 "2013-09-30T23:04:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/1 "2013-09-30T23:04:07Z")
Since [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=123982&highlight=porn+sitcom) is incredibly old, why not start a new and slightly altered one? My candidates: _That Girl_: A struggling actress who can afford a well decorated apartment and the latest clothes? Well now it makes sense when you find out about her high priced escort work… _Gidget_: Her supposed boyfriend Moondoggie almost never shows up, but she spends all her time with a best friend who “just can’t find a guy”:dubious: _Charlie’s Angels_: This **wasn’t** porn? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/2 "2013-09-30T23:22:27Z")
**WKRP** - A radio station switches to Rock & Roll and the new additions to the staff shake things up. Really just a way to get Bailey and Jennifer naked a lot. **Big Bang Theory** - Kinda writes itself, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/3 "2013-09-30T23:32:32Z")
**Leave It To Beaver** - 'nuff said. **Make Room For Daddy** - ditto ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/4 "2013-09-30T23:34:43Z")
Two and a Half Men, perhaps. Imagine Charlie Harpers’s bedroom (or kitchen, bathroom, sundeck, etc.) uncensored. ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/5 "2013-09-30T23:44:02Z")
**Star Trek: After Hours** **The A-Team** **Diff’rent Strokes** ---
**Author:** ![SuperNelson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@SuperNelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNelson)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/6 "2013-09-30T23:50:43Z")
How I Met Your Mother? ---
**Author:** ![Kobalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@Kobalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobalt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/7 "2013-10-01T00:32:41Z")
Scrolling through the channel guide, tonight’s offerings are: **2 Broke Girls** - The girls _really_ earn their money **Mom** - MILF TV at it’s finest **Everybody Loves Raymond** - And they do mean _Everybody_ **I Spy** - Bill Cosby and Robert Culp explore the world of voyeurism **America’s Funniest Home Videos** - highlighting the humourous side of amateur porn And let’s not forget: **Star Trek:TOS** - Kirk’s uncensored captain’s log ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/8 "2013-10-01T00:42:36Z")
**Firefly** - What happens when a hooker hooks up with a ragtag band of misfits (in space!)? **Dollhouse** - She can be anything you want her to be (really close to the real show.) **Buffy the Vampire Layer** - This is an actual porn title. **Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.(Super Hot International Erotic Lesbian Division)** - Do you need a diagram? **Angel** - We suck, so you don’t have to. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/9 "2013-10-01T00:49:24Z")
**Bewitched** and **I Dream of Jeannie** are perfectly suited. ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/10 "2013-10-01T00:52:43Z")
> [@Kobalt](#): > > **America’s Funniest Home Videos** - highlighting the humourous side of amateur porn Oh, this would be a winner. “Guys, I \*promise \*he’s not hurt. Let’s watch it again!” \*\* Gilligan’s Island My Three Sons Kim Possible\*\* ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/11 "2013-10-01T00:54:01Z")
> [@ZPG\_Zealot](#): > > Two and a Half Men, perhaps. Imagine Charlie Harpers’s bedroom (or kitchen, bathroom, sundeck, etc.) uncensored. Or Walden’s legendary snake. Not to mention seeing just how desperate Alan is to stay in the beach house. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/12 "2013-10-01T00:58:29Z")
**Night Court: The Fielding Files** ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/13 "2013-10-01T01:04:29Z")
**Little Women** **Laverne and Shirley** **Wild Wild West** ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/14 "2013-10-01T01:25:02Z")
Some of the porn parody movies really did try, with good casting, make-up and sets. But the WKRP parody was hurt by too few sex scenes that went on too long, and the pairings made little to no sense. Bailey and Les? Jennifer and Herb? Evan Stone did a great job imitating Howard Hesseman’s Johnny Fever, but they really messed up by not having Nina Hartley play Mother Carlson - “Hirsh!” There are plenty of written porn parodies that could easily be expanded into movies. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/15 "2013-10-01T01:26:06Z")
Duh… **The Facts of Life**. An older woman oversees the ‘education’ of several schoolgirls. Gold, Jerry! Gold! ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/16 "2013-10-01T01:38:07Z")
Mary Tyler Moore. “Mary, you’ve got spunk.” “Well, you will in a minute anyway.” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/17 "2013-10-01T09:03:16Z")
The Dick Van Dyke Show. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/18 "2013-10-01T10:04:39Z")
_The Good Life_ a.k.a. “Good Neighbors”. Never mind the self-sufficiency, it’s the wife-swapping in Surbiton that’s more interesting, with perky Barbara getting Jerry all hot under the collar in the Leadbetters’ immaculate living-room while earthy Tom unleashes Margo’s inner slut in the potting shed. And that’s before you get on to the guest of the week 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/19 "2013-10-01T10:32:06Z")
Two Broke Girls – BROKEN for the PLEASURE of MEN! The Naked City – Just what it says! ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051/20 "2013-10-01T10:39:50Z")
I guess that shows like _Californication_, _Mad Men_ or _Game of Thrones_ could easily become hardcore porn without changing anything in the script or adding new plot points, just adding the, say, “deleted scenes”. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tv-shows-that-would-make-good-porn/670051.md?page=2)