# TVeblen-I'm not impressed

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 21, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942 "2005-01-21T17:47:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/101 "2005-01-22T01:50:14Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I have standing?

Oh crap. Now I went and spoiled the surprise party. Sorry everybody. 😛

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/102 "2005-01-22T01:51:32Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> What the fuck is this “I kid! I kid!” crap doing in the Pit? You’re supposed to fling vitriol and venom with raw intent to maim, you fucking douchebag wannabe.

How dare you call me a wannbe, you fucking turd.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/103 "2005-01-22T01:55:21Z")

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Just in case there might be any suspicions:

**Disclaimer** :

I am not Zoe the Rhodesian Ridgeback that won Best in Show nor have I ever intended to suggest a connection.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/104 "2005-01-22T01:59:20Z")

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> [@Ink a dink a dink](#):
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> I can respect that, but
> 
> This helps how, exactly? You can’t find another way to voice dissatisfaction without being really over-the-top rude? You’ve never had a dissenting opinion? (not you **Khadaji** ; generally) Really, I know it’s the pit and all, and I know the modus operandi here is pile-on-free-for-all-someone-else-is-getting-their-ass-handed-to-them, but this seems (again) over the top.
> 
> Forgive me if I am naive, but regrettable posts are one thing. Piling on because you’ve got a higher-than-thou morality complex seems overkill.
> 
> Back off a little; or at least give your opinion in a way that doesn’t require you to stamp on someone because you disagree. He didn’t pit YOU. YOU don’t need to be so pissed about it.
> 
> Inky

Actually I agree with you. I rarely post here in the pit for that reason. However, he ignored the gentler and not so gentle warnings in the original thread and then pitted the mod who chastised him. I think that is what people percieved as an invitation to pile on. And is why I said to him to “Please let it go, you are not winning friends here.”

Which by the way, I note that he has done. Maybe we should too. 🙂

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**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/105 "2005-01-22T02:00:04Z")

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> [@Zoe](#):
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> I am not Zoe the Rhodesian Ridgeback that won Best in Show nor have I ever intended to suggest a connection.

Good thing, too.

I hear _that_ **Zoe** ’s a real douchebag.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/106 "2005-01-22T02:17:11Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I have standing?

No, you douchebag! You’re a freak! A post whoring freak\* of nature. (Please don’t rain on me or any other sort of condensation.)

Talk about freaks, tho, hows about that nose bag feeding, mouth breather **ETF** , huh? Huh?

\*irony

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/107 "2005-01-22T02:27:22Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I have standing?

Not only that, but you’re a nice guy, too!

How’s _that_ for messin’ with your Pit cred?

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/108 "2005-01-22T02:47:53Z")

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> [@grienspace](#):
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> And while we are on you and partiality, mind explaining why you backed [EJsGirl](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296832) when she attacked **Mehitabel** in ATMB? There are specific rules on attacking people in that thread aren’t there?

Holy shit, I got mentioned in a Pit OP! Scared me for a second…

I think the only thing wrong with my post in that thread was the use of the word “whore” but I could be wrong. The “attack” you describe wasn’t exactly an attack, was it?

Oh well, carry on. Nothing to add, obviously, especially since the OP hasn’t come back in! 😃

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/109 "2005-01-22T02:52:46Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> Not only that, but you’re a nice guy, too!
> 
> How’s _that_ for messin’ with your Pit cred?

I have a puppy here, and I’m not afraid to kick it.

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/110 "2005-01-22T03:20:08Z")

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Hello Everyone. This has been a very educational experience for me. In some ways it doesn’t surprise me. In some ways it does.

Why am I so viled ? Why do you think I deserve such a shitting? Am I fundamentally an evil person? I did what I did in the spirit of anyone who believes in the golden rule. I challenged someone on their choice of username? Does not anyone think in this case that the user of this user name was working on creating a significant reaction? I gave him(her) what he wanted IMHO!

Am I to deny his request as I understand it?

That was between me and him.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry that you all think I’m deserving of a pitting that you wouldn’t give to someone one an intsy teenie whit short of a clean slate. but if I’m deserving of what you all want to give me here, then I’m out of here. I don’t have a chance in hell of winning your respect because knowing my fair and impartial humanistic heart, i’m not going to change. Knowing my good heart, I’m not ashamed. Not one God damned bit.

To the few of you who have bravely tried to mitigate my infamy, I won’t forget. You found fault with me, but you don’t hate me. I won’t acknowledge you however, because I won’t be doing you any favours. Thanx.

And **gobear** , I don’t know why you disrespect me and for some stupid reason it hurts, but you deserve to know that I valued and applauded your input at the SDMB.

So here’s a toast to all of you to keep this wonderful message board going. And here’s a toast to hoping that grienspace never posts here again !!!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/111 "2005-01-22T03:20:48Z")

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> [@grienspace](#):
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> Your [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5743830&postcount=71) is unacceptable to me.

[Predator 2] I don’t think he gives a shit. [/P2]

> [@TVeblen](#):
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> this is the first time I’ve ever been Pitted!

Chill out, Shamus. I been pitted _twice_ as much as you and the OPs of those threads were shortly banned thereafter, which I find significant somehow, seeing as I’m not a Mod but I hope to be one day.

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/112 "2005-01-22T03:42:29Z")

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> [@grienspace](#):
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> I did what I did in the spirit of anyone who believes in the golden rule.

Bullshit. What you did was in the spirit of a sucker punch. The guy never even had a chance to post before you started jumping in his shit.

> [@grienspace](#):
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> And here’s a toast to hoping that grienspace never posts here again !!!

BFD. Why does everyone who decides not to come back have to be a drama queen about it?

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/113 "2005-01-22T03:44:24Z")

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So what **greinspace** is saying is a mod shamed him into leaving forever?  
:eek:  
The shame. I love mods! I want to have mod-children!

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/114 "2005-01-22T03:44:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Does not anyone think in this case that the user of this user name was working on creating a significant reaction? I gave him(her) what he wanted IMHO!
> 
> Am I to deny his request as I understand it?

Yes. DNFTT, remember? Just report it to a mod and move along.

_If_ USAMA was just trolling for a reaction, why give it to him in such a grandiose manner as a pre-emptive Pit strike?

> [@](#):
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> I’m sorry that you all think I’m deserving of a pitting that you wouldn’t give to someone one an intsy teenie whit short of a clean slate.

Don’t really understand the syntax here. But no one Pitted you. There was, however, a reaction to _your_ Pitting(s), right in the very threads you started. _That_ happens all the time.  
But don’t leave, just go hang out in ATMB for a while. There’s less room to make a fucking douchebag of yourself there.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/115 "2005-01-22T03:45:52Z")

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He blowed up real good, dint he?

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/116 "2005-01-22T03:49:03Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> He blowed up real good, dint he?

aw, that takes me back. 😃

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/117 "2005-01-22T03:52:12Z")

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> [@grienspace](#):
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> Why am I so viled ?

I think you’re more 'diculed than 'viled, meself.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/118 "2005-01-22T03:54:14Z")

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> [@Happy Lendervedder](#):
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> How dare you call me a wannbe, you fucking turd.

Hey! I never fucked a turd in my life!

Some shitheads, yeh, but…

> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Talk about freaks, tho, hows about that nose bag feeding, mouth breather ETF, huh? Huh?

Yeh, well, at least _my_ nosebag isn’t a douchebag, you breath mouther.

And **Miller** , if you’re through kicking that puppy, will you put him back, please? There’s a waiting list, you know.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/119 "2005-01-22T03:54:31Z")

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Buh-bye.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tveblen-im-not-impressed/285942/120 "2005-01-22T03:55:00Z")

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> [@Uvula Donor](#):
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> Bullshit. What you did was in the spirit of a sucker punch. The guy never even had a chance to post before you started jumping in his shit.  
> BFD. Why does everyone who decides not to come back have to be a drama queen about it?

Quite right.

Stay or leave. Just don’t be such a baby about it.

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