# Twas the sequential thread way before Christmas **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990 "2005-11-28T02:00:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/1 "2005-11-28T02:00:41Z")
Men, women…You wake up one morning to find yourself holding a penis in your hand… So, I Got My Dog Stoned Last Night . . . ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/2 "2005-11-28T02:11:46Z")
An Ode to Christmas Oranges… Check out these Tits! Look more like grapefruits, to me ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/3 "2005-11-28T04:04:48Z")
Were these threads created for the sole purpose of their sequentialness in MPSIMS? Men, women…You wake up one morning to find yourself holding a penis in your hand… Remember, kids, don’t masturbate ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/4 "2005-11-28T04:09:03Z")
I’ve been authorized unlimited spending! Happy Birthday, Shirley Ujest and Sampiro! ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/5 "2005-11-28T04:26:13Z")
Found in MPSIMS: I’ve been authorized unlimited spending! Happy birthday, Shirley Ujest and Sampiro! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/6 "2005-11-28T14:42:54Z")
In the Pit: \*\*Jeebus! How Fucking Dumb Are You? Executed man found innocent. Just wonderful \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/7 "2005-11-28T14:57:51Z")
\*\*Worst use of a tamper-proof screw Remember, kids, don’t masturbate \*\* ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/8 "2005-11-28T17:02:48Z")
\*\* Beware the eBay scammers, for their numbers are legion! Jeebus! How Fucking Dumb Are You? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/9 "2005-11-28T17:14:12Z")
Cafe Society: **Children’s Book Titles You Are Unlikely To See… Disney and the Nuclear Family** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/10 "2005-11-28T17:49:13Z")
The Pit: \*\*Aaacckkkk! Couple sues over evolution website Jeebus! How Fucking Dumb Are You? \*\* My reaction exactly ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/11 "2005-11-28T21:22:37Z")
In MPSIMS: \*\* Funniest Thanksgiving moments Men, women…You wake up one morning to find yourself holding a penis in your hand…\*\* That is funny…I asked for a wing ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/12 "2005-11-28T22:31:11Z")
\*\*Men, women…You wake up one morning to find yourself holding a penis in your hand… An evening at the theater. \*\* That thread works on so many levels. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/13 "2005-11-28T23:22:57Z")
**Str8t guys, slept with another guy recently? Is the military really so bad?** ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/14 "2005-11-29T04:31:03Z")
Remember Kids, don’t masturbate Fat Chance: The introduction ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/15 "2005-11-29T12:50:49Z")
\*\*What is on your walls? The Top 101 StraightDope Threads…Of All Time. \*\* Okay… it’s now officially time for you to turn off the computer and get out in the fresh air a little… ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/16 "2005-11-29T15:30:19Z")
\*\* What is on your walls? Shoes! \*\* Do you have something against shoe trees? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/17 "2005-11-29T15:32:27Z")
\*\*I spent all this money on Martha Stewart’s stainless steel frying pan and… I was almost a Darwin Award!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/18 "2005-11-30T01:50:10Z")
Men, women…You wake up one morning to find yourself holding a penis in your hand… Doper Ornament Exchange 2005 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/19 "2005-11-30T02:06:50Z")
**:💍: This is the police. Don’t leave the building until further notice. Have to get back into that** Umm. Yea. Let me just – _:: runs away quickly ::_ ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/20 "2005-11-30T06:40:48Z")
Check out these tits! The guy with the best job in the world. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990.md?page=2)