# Twas the sequential thread way before Christmas **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990 "2005-11-28T02:00:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/21 "2005-11-30T15:00:09Z")
New Posts: \*\*MOVIE CHALLENGE: Describe a movie in five words or less Shut your fucking dog up!!! \*\* I’m guessing…Cujo? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/22 "2005-11-30T15:27:34Z")
Also from New Posts: \*\*Help me ID this SciFi Story Dick Cheney’s in town… \*\* Isn’t that the one where he and Bush turn out to be aliens? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/23 "2005-11-30T15:33:01Z")
Drunk boy on the bus Dick Cheney’s in town ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/24 "2005-11-30T15:59:33Z")
\*\*The guy with the best job in the world? Drunk boy on the bus \*\* 2nd Best Job is The Village Idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/25 "2005-11-30T16:35:04Z")
The guy with the best job in the world? Drunk boy on the bus ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/26 "2005-11-30T16:37:23Z")
…And the number one thing NOT to say while on a conference call is… Soldier, Soldier will you marry me ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/27 "2005-11-30T18:23:09Z")
So It Is That I Will Soon Become The Most Hated Member of The SDMB!! Doper Ornament Exchange 2005 ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/28 "2005-11-30T20:11:20Z")
Well, This isn’t a thread title. But when I saw it, I knew I would have to post it here. On CNN’s web page today: > [@](#): > > Woman gets partial face transplant > Ugliest dog leaves behind beautiful memories ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/29 "2005-11-30T21:55:19Z")
What the heck, **NurseCarmen** , as long as it’s funny! And those sequential headlines are rather amusing. 🙂 Meanwhile, back in MPSIMS: **Um…I’m Not Sure What to Say About this Story: Well dressed men smash up liquor stores in Oakland** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/30 "2005-12-01T13:31:28Z")
\*\*When a “broken” machine functions perfectly for a repairman, that’s called – what? Curse words. \*\* That’s what I called _my_ washing machine after I’d waited in all day for the engineer… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/31 "2005-12-01T15:58:42Z")
**Things you wish you could say to your friends and or loved ones Check out these Tits!** ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/32 "2005-12-01T17:39:52Z")
\*\*What’s Bush’s “Plan for Victory”? Not rape when drunk\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/33 "2005-12-01T21:42:35Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Also from New Posts: > > \*\*Help me ID this SciFi Story > Dick Cheney’s in town… \*\* > > Isn’t that the one where he and Bush turn out to be aliens? Kodos & Kang ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/34 "2005-12-02T03:55:31Z")
From right here in MPSIMS Ok Princess Pooch enough is enough Check out these Tits! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/35 "2005-12-02T04:00:23Z")
\*\*The SDMB Gun Picture Thread Inspired gift ideas\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/36 "2005-12-02T08:00:17Z")
In the Cafe: **Wide enough mouth for… Lovecraft word pronunciation** ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/37 "2005-12-02T15:12:35Z")
In the Pit: Gift Returners Stupid people that should be put across the knees and spanked with the broom handle Beware the eBay scammers, for their numbers are legion! Looks like they’re hiring! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/38 "2005-12-02T17:10:40Z")
MPSIMS: **Hey Canadians, if you’re up early enough, turn on CTV at 7:40 I’m Not Sure What to Say About this Story: I suck.** Awww … you shouldn’t be so hard on yourself, just because you couldn’t get up early enough. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/39 "2005-12-02T18:43:05Z")
MPSIMS Tired of wimpy little snowblowers? How about one with a 454 big-block V-8 Murphy’s laws ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990/40 "2005-12-02T18:44:38Z")
> [@The Big Cheese](#): > > MPSIMS > > Tired of wimpy little snowblowers? How about one with a 454 big-block V-8 Murphy’s laws Damn carriage control… Tired of wimpy little snowblowers? How about one with a 454 big-block V-8 Murphy’s laws [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twas-the-sequential-thread-way-before-christmas/332990.md?page=3)