# Twat did you say? I cunt hear you! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 30, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474 "2003-10-30T17:02:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/1 "2003-10-30T17:02:15Z")
I’ve got an infucktion in my ear, but tits all right. Seriously, I’ve got an ear infection. Had it for a while apparently. I’ve never had an ear infection before so I didn’t recognize the signs until I went deef. Although I didn’t have any signs I’d ever heard of. No fever, no ear pain-- just a killer headache, a stupid stiff neck and horrible post nasal drip. But the worse part is that I’M DEAF! Huh? Wha? Huh? I have corn feet? Do the cow teat? You wanna sow some peat? Hey. . . where is everybody going? If you’re all gonna meet, why didja tell me? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/2 "2003-10-30T17:06:27Z")
Great title. [hijack] I am so pissed at you. I’m hooked on that stupid Rocket Mania game like you wouldn’t believe. I’ve made it all the way to Master of Pyrotechnics but only once. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/3 "2003-10-30T17:09:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \* > \*\* > > [hijack] > I am so pissed at you. I’m hooked on that stupid Rocket Mania game like you wouldn’t believe. I’ve made it all the way to Master of Pyrotechnics but only once. > [/hijack] \*\* Huh? You missed me? You took a super rocket? You made it to the Pyromania concert once? Wha? ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/4 "2003-10-30T17:10:08Z")
Hope you get your hearing back soon. And another vote for great title. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/5 "2003-10-30T17:27:27Z")
It just will not do for the Queen of Sheba to have such a mundane ill as an ear infection. We shouldn’t discuss the Rocket Mania game, as then I’d have to admit I’m --\> \<-- this close to buying the full version. ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/6 "2003-10-30T17:43:51Z")
I feel your pain, **Biggirl**. I once couldn’t hear out of one ear for a month during a particularly bad cold. One day, all of a sudden, I could hear again. It was amazing. Unfortunately, it only lasted a few hours, and it was a week before I could hear out of it again. ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/7 "2003-10-30T17:53:09Z")
I feel your pain, **Biggirl**. I once couldn’t hear out of one ear for a month during a particularly bad cold. One day, all of a sudden, I could hear again. It was amazing. Unfortunately, it only lasted a few hours, and it was a week before I could hear out of it again. ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/8 "2003-10-30T17:57:16Z")
**mlerose** , just cause you say it twice doesn’t mean she can hear it any better. 😃 Ava ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/9 "2003-10-30T17:57:31Z")
Homebrew, please let me know if you purchase it. I’ll buy it, too, and we won’t be alone. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/10 "2003-10-30T18:12:52Z")
**Biggirl** , You`re ugly and you`re mother dresses you funny. Plus, she wears army boots. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/11 "2003-10-30T18:22:34Z")
It doesn`t matter that I can`t spell, because **Biggirl** can`t hear me anyway. ([your] - dammit!!) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/12 "2003-10-30T18:33:30Z")
And another thing. . . If _I’m_ the one whose deef, why can’t _you_ hear _me_? I sound pretty loud to myself and I cannot talk any louder-- didn’t I just tell you I have a monster headache? Did I? Huh? Wha? Oh, and **whuckfistle** , my brother doesn’t make messes. I’m an only child. I’ve already purchased Rocket Mania. It’s got 3 different game modes: Classic, Arcade and Strategy. You can play stategy forever and never lose. Me and my kids have had a game going for about a month now (you can save games) that’s got to be close to a half a billion points by now. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/13 "2003-10-30T18:37:00Z")
Maybe it’s because of some wax and maybe it’ snot! ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/14 "2003-10-30T20:36:35Z")
Twat you say? I cunt hear you! I have an ear infucktion hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unclviny ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/15 "2003-10-31T01:15:39Z")
**unclviny** , you need to rework your sig. We ask that sigs be kept to a maximum of four lines, including blank lines. Your sig is 7 or 8 lines long, counting the blank lines. You can either rework your sig, or I’ll remove it for you in a few days. Lynn For the Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/16 "2003-10-31T01:48:14Z")
Imagine how different things might be if the 2 above posts were reversed in sequence. I really have too much time on my hands. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/17 "2003-10-31T02:09:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by unclviny \* > \*\*Twat you say? > I cunt hear you! > I have an ear infucktion > > hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha > > unclviny \*\* I always heard it was, _Twat? I cunt hear you. I seem to have a slight ear infucktion. Bear ass me again._ ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/18 "2003-10-31T02:20:45Z")
[continuing hijack] The highest level you can attain in Classic mode on the free trial of the full version of Rocket Mania is “Brother of Dragons” at 3 million points. (It was a looong night.) [/continuing hijack] ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/19 "2003-10-31T03:56:46Z")
Is it OK to say “twat” and “cunt” now? 'cause if so, I’ve got something new to say to the doe that keeps trampling my tomatoes. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/20 "2003-10-31T04:08:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. B \* > \*\*Is it OK to say “twat” and “cunt” now? 'cause if so, I’ve got something new to say to the doe that keeps trampling my tomatoes. \*\* Was it _not_ OK to say “twat” and “cunt”? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474.md?page=2)