# Twat did you say? I cunt hear you! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 30, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474 "2003-10-30T17:02:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![sWitchazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sWitchazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sWitchazel)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/21 "2003-10-31T14:01:59Z")
I always heard it as: _Twat’s that? I cunt hear you. I’ve got an ear infucktion. Tits ok, I’ll finger it out._ Hope you get well soon **Biggirl**. ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/22 "2003-10-31T19:13:14Z")
I’ve heard all those variations, but instead of, “I cunt hear you,” it was always, “I cunt **hair** you.” ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/23 "2003-11-01T18:13:58Z")
“Twat did you say? I cunt hear you cherry well. I have an ear infucktion. I need to go to my doctor and get some penisillin.” ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/24 "2003-11-01T18:41:50Z")
Three dea… er, hearing challenged, people meet one another on the street corner. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” Second one says, “No, it’s Thursday.” Third one says, “So am I, let’s go get a drink.” ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/25 "2003-11-01T19:01:21Z")
‘Twat? I cunt hear you. I think I have an ear infucktion. Tits all right, but you bare ass me again so I can finger it out.’ Seriously tho, ear infections suck. I had a severe one over the summer and the medicine they gave me caused my immune system to go nuts so I had nasty ears and nasty hives. Hope you feel better soon. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/26 "2003-11-01T19:11:07Z")
Yikes, **catsix**! Antibiotic allergies suck. Make sure you find out exactly what medicine it was, and keep a record of it. So far, I’m allergic to three antibiotics, and two others make my kidneys fail, so I have to be careful of what I am prescribed. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/27 "2003-11-02T10:44:57Z")
Yes, of course I clicked on this thread expecting a discussion of ear infections and hearing losses. “Lying sack of shit”? Why, no, of course not. Whatever are you suggesting? ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/28 "2003-11-02T11:32:13Z")
Wow, what a nice tight snatch! No thanks, I’m not hungry at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/29 "2003-11-02T12:46:32Z")
Why oh, why are these antibiotic pills so HUGE!? It takes me 5 minutes to get them down my gullet. Stupid ear infucktion. Why would you want to tie back your tits, **lucie**? ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/30 "2003-11-02T20:02:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni \* > \*\*Yikes, **catsix**! Antibiotic allergies suck. Make sure you find out exactly what medicine it was, and keep a record of it. So far, I’m allergic to three antibiotics, and two others make my kidneys fail, so I have to be careful of what I am prescribed. \*\* That sucks! You must dread getting ill! ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/31 "2003-11-02T20:12:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AntaresJB \* > \*\*[continuing hijack] > The highest level you can attain in Classic mode on the free trial of the full version of Rocket Mania is “Brother of Dragons” at 3 million points. (It was a looong night.) > [/continuing hijack] \*\* [more hijack]I made it to “Enlightened Sage”, and then gave it up to preserve my sanity, marriage and job.[/more hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/32 "2003-11-04T20:44:56Z")
I’m a good girl. I take my horse pills. I put the drops in that make me even deafer. I do this for a week and a half and expect good results. Only I don’t get them. My jaw is now stiff. My neck doesn’t do to good a job turning, my glands are so swollen you could actually tell right through my really, really fat face. So I call my doctor. He tells me something that I _think_ I must have misheard. Oh no, what I heard is not what he said, what he actually said was “Come in. We need to see if we need to go to an eerie function.” Right? Nope. Ok, how 'bout “We need to plumb some conjunctions.” What he said was, “Come in. We need to see if you have to get YOUR EARDRUM PUNCTURED.” AARRRGGGGgaaah ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/33 "2003-11-04T20:52:29Z")
I’m a good girl. I take my horse pills. I put the drops in that make me even deafer. I do this for a week and a half and expect good results. Only I don’t get them. My jaw is now stiff. My neck doesn’t do to good a job turning, my glands are so swollen you could actually tell right through my really, really fat face. So I call my doctor. He tells me something that I _think_ I must have misheard. Oh no, what I heard is not what he said, what he actually said was “Come in. We need to see if we need to go to an eerie function.” Right? Nope. Ok, how 'bout “We need to plumb some conjunctions.” What he said was, “Come in. We need to see if you have to get YOUR EARDRUM PUNCTURED.” AARRRGGGGgaaah ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474/34 "2003-11-05T14:32:54Z")
I’ve always gone with “Twat’s that you say? Twat? I cunt hair you! I’m sorry, I cunt finger out what you’re saying…” And **BigGirl** , get better soon. LC [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twat-did-you-say-i-cunt-hear-you/210474.md?page=1)