# Tweet the Bible **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 1, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweet-the-bible/555723 "2010-10-01T14:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweet-the-bible/555723/1 "2010-10-01T14:44:49Z")
I dunno how well this will work, but if it’s funny enough we can do a whole series of “Tweet the…” games. You get 140 characters to reproduce the Bible. Here goes: Light! Eden Eve bad Off lawn! Incest Jews Moses moseys 10 laws Jesus Golden Rule betrayal death rebirth Christians good times ahead! ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweet-the-bible/555723/2 "2010-10-01T15:15:30Z")
@Noah - Loser, stop with the boat. NeighbAsso. pissed about animals 2. U done. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweet-the-bible/555723/3 "2010-10-01T16:14:04Z")
@Job- Kids dead. Health gone. Broke. Boils. Wife nagging. WTF fuck else is going to happen? Finally some good news, friends are dropping by. @Jonah- It’s not so bad when you get used to it- the lungs make nice pillows. Worst thing is the smell- think geriatric harem. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweet-the-bible/555723/4 "2010-10-01T16:18:42Z")
You folks seem to know tweet speak better than me, but the idea is to tweet the WHOLE bible. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweet-the-bible/555723/5 "2010-10-01T16:21:16Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > @Job- Kids dead. Health gone. Broke. Boils. Wife nagging. WTF fuck else is going to happen? Finally some good news, friends are dropping by. I can totally imagine Job as a single facebook post and comment thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweet-the-bible/555723/6 "2010-10-01T16:44:54Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > > [@Sampiro](#): > > > > @Job- Kids dead. Health gone. Broke. Boils. Wife nagging. WTF fuck else is going to happen? Finally some good news, friends are dropping by. > > I can totally imagine Job as a single facebook post and comment thread. With most of the comments being > [@](#): > > \<\<\<\<\<\<\\>\>\>\>\> and an occasional “I _WISH_ I just had your problems…”.