# Tweets from people who are really not happy with the election results **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [November 7, 2012, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191 "2012-11-07T09:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/82 "2012-11-08T11:29:13Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Not to mention the mandatory abortions Whether you’re pregnant or not. Or a guy. Todd Akin’s doctor friend said this kind of shit happens all the time, so it must be true. ---
**Author:** ![tagos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tagos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tagos)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/83 "2012-11-08T12:29:16Z")
[The Dems mobilised the Slut Vote](http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ke79kuqgy_wJ:cmd-n.org/2012/11/06/what-the-right-doesnt-get-about-elections/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us). > [@](#): > > Because on radio ads, on TV, and on the web, the Democrats tried to make this election about a single issue: > > The right to slut. > > Or more precisely, the right to slut without the responsibility of consequences. The famous “gender gap” isn’t really a gap based on gender. The right overwhelmingly wins older and married women. The “gender gap” should more accurately be called the slut vote. > > \ > > One thing one has to remember about women, especially slutty ones: They usually don’t make decisions based on reason. So all the Obama administration had to do was scare them that Mitt Romney was going to take away their birth control and their access to abortion. And the Slut Demographic is so much bigger than the Rapist Demographic the Republicans were banking on. That Obama. He’s like Rasputin, Machiavelli and Karl Rove all rolled into one. Can nobody save us from him? ---
**Author:** ![newcomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e5b9ba/32.png) [@newcomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcomer)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/84 "2012-11-08T12:30:47Z")
“I demand a refund” - Netanyahu ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/85 "2012-11-08T12:40:40Z")
> [@Gagundathar](#): > > — [Four More Years Of Barack And Michelle Being Adorable Together In The White House](http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/four-more-years-of-barack-and-michelle-being-adora) > > These are the kinds of things that make me happy to be human. It must enrage the far right that Obama seems to have no interest whatsoever in other women. They seem genuinely in love with each other. My husband and I have been together for 20 yrs (10 married) and we are still stupid in love and making fools of ourselves, but I don’t know how it would have fared under the public eye. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/86 "2012-11-08T12:52:00Z")
the 2nd and 3rd links in the OP actually make me very sad, and I’m not even a citizen here (yet) ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/87 "2012-11-08T13:09:40Z")
fubbleskag, the trouble with the internet is that the loud-mouthed idiot at the end of the bar now has a global reach for his verbal diarrhea. ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/88 "2012-11-08T13:40:45Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > Make sure to take a picture of their faces when they get there and find out that the main opposition party in parliament right now self-describes as a “democratic socialist party”. And that London appears to be pretty diverse… ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/89 "2012-11-08T14:01:27Z")
> [@tagos](#): > > [The Dems mobilised the Slut Vote](http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ke79kuqgy_wJ:cmd-n.org/2012/11/06/what-the-right-doesnt-get-about-elections/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us). > > And the Slut Demographic is so much bigger than the Rapist Demographic the Republicans were banking on. That Obama. He’s like Rasputin, Machiavelli and Karl Rove all rolled into one. > > Can nobody save us from him? I spent much of college seeking out this demographic with very little success. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/90 "2012-11-08T17:40:08Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Not to mention the mandatory abortions and gay weddings. [QUOTE=Fear Itself] Not to mention the mandatory abortions > [@Gyrate](#): > > Whether you’re pregnant or not. Or a guy. [/QUOTE] The mandatory gay weddings will be hard on a lot of guys too… ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/91 "2012-11-08T18:14:53Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > “The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans” And what have the Romans ever given us in return? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/92 "2012-11-08T18:23:25Z")
For all we know, she may be right. While the Democratic Party is largely made up of Christians, there may be some atheistic roman Democrat Party out there. Thankfully, they don’t have very much voter share. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/93 "2012-11-08T18:55:35Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > And what have the Romans ever given us in return? Yeah! I’ve never even _seen_ an aqueduct! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/94 "2012-11-08T19:11:17Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > Does not disappoint. Funniest thing she’s done in years. Now I have a mental image of her writing these tweets while sitting around drunk in a bathrobe eating popcorn, a la the opening bit of last night’s _Colbert Report_. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/95 "2012-11-08T19:18:54Z")
Has it occurred to any of them that Obama’s election is God’s will. Jesus was a Liberal after all. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/96 "2012-11-08T19:33:37Z")
Total radical. ---
**Author:** ![Frayed\_Knot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c67d28/32.png) [@Frayed\_Knot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frayed_Knot)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/97 "2012-11-09T03:47:42Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > Too bad. We were hoping you’d take them off our hands… And trade us some of that healthcare I keep hearing about… ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/98 "2012-11-09T12:55:54Z")
Ladies and Gentlemen: Ted Nugent! > **[Ted Nugent Goes On Angry Twitter Rant After Obama Reelection](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ted-nugent-on-obama-election-twitter-rant-economic-spiritual-suicide_n_2094490?utm_hp_ref=politics&ir=Politics)** > > Ted Nugent Goes On Angry Twitter Rant After Obama Reelection > [@An amouse bouche for your soul](#): > > Pimps whores & welfare brats & their soulless supporters hav a president to destroy America ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/99 "2012-11-09T13:45:03Z")
Isn’t Ted Nugent supposed to be in jail or dead now? How soon after Obama’s re-election is that to to take place? I want to make sure I have access to TV and the internet when it happens. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/100 "2012-11-09T13:47:26Z")
I think we’ve got until next April for Ted to be dead or in jail. Apart from his right-wing rantings, has Ted ever done anything noteworthy other than his one hit song? ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191/101 "2012-11-09T13:50:31Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > Make sure to take a picture of their faces when they get there and find out that the main opposition party in parliament right now self-describes as a “democratic socialist party”. Don’t tell them that two out of the three party leaders self-identify as atheists. The third isn’t much of a religious man either. Ed’s dad Ralph was an actual proper Marxist too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tweets-from-people-who-are-really-not-happy-with-the-election-results/640191.md?page=6)