# Twenty Days Has October Rants - The Rest Are On Furlough

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 1, 2013, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074 "2013-10-01T07:23:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/441 "2013-10-20T20:03:07Z")

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Blackberry brambles are the scourge of Satan and I should not have to put up with them in the city.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/442 "2013-10-20T20:46:50Z")

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> [@LavenderBlue](#):
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> Fuck off and die neighbor with an hour of leaf blowing. I will hold the biggest party ever the day you leave my block.

I can relate to this. :mad: I hate leaf blowers too.

It was especially bad one day in university, when there were multiple leaf blowers being used at once (on campus, leaf-blower-users always travel in packs of at least 3.) It was hard to concentrate on my class because of all the noise!

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/443 "2013-10-20T20:50:49Z")

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My sister and BIL’s neighbor has a very bad habit of mowing his back yard every time we have a bbq out on the back deck. Since S&BIL are on a corner and the back of their house faces the side of idiot neighbor’s house, it is very disrupting. Me, I would have marched over and said something to him long ago. S&BIL just silently bear it.

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/444 "2013-10-20T21:06:20Z")

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The asshole neighbors called the fucking cops on me when I protested their fucking leaf blowing insanity by dumping leaves on their front yard. So now I just make nasty remarks when I walk past them. If I had time I would contact local officials and lobby for it to be made a crime to use the fucking blower more than ten minutes at a time.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/445 "2013-10-20T21:36:16Z")

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> [@LavenderBlue](#):
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> If I had time I would contact local officials and lobby for it to be made a crime to use the fucking blower more than ten minutes at a time.

String trimmers, too. I think my across the street neighbors cut their whole lawn with a string trimmer. That high pitched whir, for an hour at a time…several times a week…is enough to drive anyone to murder. Only, he’s a really nice guy and that’s like the only noise we ever heard from them. So I try not to let it bug me.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/446 "2013-10-20T21:51:03Z")

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> [@flatlined](#):
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> Yeah, that’s why I was outraged. Like you, I grew up knowing that I could borrow books for free.
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> But I do understand, libraries are funded through property taxes. That very nice library doesn’t get money from us because we live in a different county, so they don’t get that couple of dollars a year from our property taxes.
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> But, honestly, paying for a years use on a library card…no matter how good the deal…just hurt my heart.

Yeah, I guess it’s just a sign of the times - well funded military, underfunded libraries.

> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> Blackberry brambles are the scourge of Satan and I should not have to put up with them in the city.

Wow, really? I know how much of a pain in the ass they were when I had acreage, I cannot imagine dealing with them on a city lot.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/447 "2013-10-21T00:46:16Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> Wow, really? I know how much of a pain in the ass they were when I had acreage, I cannot imagine dealing with them on a city lot.

Well, I’m pretty sure all of Sacramento was blackberry brambles before the settlers arrived. Our back yard backs up to a city park. The perimeter of the park is bordered on two sides by houses with fenced backyards. When they cleared the empty lot to make the park, they bulldozed everything and we were all so happy. Sady they don’t maintain the park within about 10 feet of the fence line. In many areas the brambles have grown back with a vengeance. Every so often, I get out there and hack away. Drill holes in the root balls and pour Roundup into them. I’m down from about 50 ft of brambles behind my house to about 10. It’s taking longer than we thought.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/448 "2013-10-21T01:43:44Z")

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> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> Well, I’m pretty sure all of Sacramento was blackberry brambles before the settlers arrived. Our back yard backs up to a city park. The perimeter of the park is bordered on two sides by houses with fenced backyards. When they cleared the empty lot to make the park, they bulldozed everything and we were all so happy. Sady they don’t maintain the park within about 10 feet of the fence line. In many areas the brambles have grown back with a vengeance. Every so often, I get out there and hack away. Drill holes in the root balls and pour Roundup into them. I’m down from about 50 ft of brambles behind my house to about 10. It’s taking longer than we thought.

Sounds like they didn’t bulldoze far enough down to kill the brambles. And now they just let them grow huge around the perimeter? Doesn’t sound like that leaves much room for a park!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/449 "2013-10-21T02:44:04Z")

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> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> [Charlie dog](http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p4/rhiannon8404/PBU%20dogs/Charlie1.jpg) update: CHARLIE WAS ADOPTED by a very nice family this morning.
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> I feel like it was a miracle, but I know it was the hard work of the shelter director, myself and my volunteers, and all the dog rescue people in our area who networked him and promoted him and never, ever gave up on him.
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> Another one of my program dogs was adopted today as well. I’m just so thrilled and happy and really kinda can’t stop crying.

Good for them both! I’m very happy for Charlie.

> [@AHarris](#):
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> My birthday is in October. Every year someone is travelling or just not around for more than half of the month (and never Thanksgiving weekend but everybody has other commitments).
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> To top it off, my brother’s wife works Saturdays, so those are out.
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> We finally settled on tomorrow afternoon for the party(my brother found out yesterday that he is flying out tomorrow night).

My birthday would be on Thanksgiving all the time if I lived in the US. I’m very glad I don’t. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/450 "2013-10-21T02:59:43Z")

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My rant:

I’m a new home owner (yay!) well the damn locks in the doors are some odd shape and must have been installed pre-standardized lock sizes and they are 3 different brands (one each big name and one god knows what). (Boo)

The locksmith is coming but damnit I just want the new locks in the doors before we move in!

It’s a foreclosure, after the horror stories people kept telling me about I’m just happy they left even if I have a bunch of cleaning to do yet. We haven’t bought out the whole hardware store yet either, it only feels like we did…

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/451 "2013-10-21T03:34:46Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> Sounds like they didn’t bulldoze far enough down to kill the brambles. And now they just let them grow huge around the perimeter? Doesn’t sound like that leaves much room for a park!

It’s a huge park. It’s 25 acres with baseball and soccer fields, library and community center, 2 play grounds and a rose garden. The brambles grow maybe 5 ft out from the fence line. My guess is when they were mowing it all down, they just never bothered to get that close to the fence line. I never worried that much about them until they started to mess up the fence.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/452 "2013-10-21T03:40:24Z")

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> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> It’s a huge park. It’s 25 acres with baseball and soccer fields, library and community center, 2 play grounds and a rose garden. The brambles grow maybe 5 ft out from the fence line. My guess is when they were mowing it all down, they just never bothered to get that close to the fence line. I never worried that much about them until they started to mess up the fence.

Oh! When you said they cleared an empty lot to make the park, I was picturing a little pocket park.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/453 "2013-10-21T06:29:36Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> Oh! When you said they cleared an empty lot to make the park, I was picturing a little pocket park.

Sorry. I should have said an empty _block_ not _lot_. We are in an outer area of the city, but still in the city limits. So there was, at the time, still lots of open area. We are in a flood plain and the block was slated for houses, but there was a moratorium on home building and they did up the park instead. It’s actually really nice, like having a huge back yard with a library and everything. It’s just the damn blackberry brambles!

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/454 "2013-10-21T11:07:41Z")

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When life gives you free blackberries …

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/455 "2013-10-21T12:11:19Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> My birthday would be on Thanksgiving all the time if I lived in the US. I’m very glad I don’t. 🙂

Actually, you know, Thanksgiving in the US is not always on the same day. Unless your birthday is always on the fourth Thursday of November.😛

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/456 "2013-10-21T12:48:34Z")

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This morning I went into the bathroom and discovered that my dad had left the light on and had left a huge shit stain on the toilet seat. My dad had already left for work, so guess who had to clean the shit stain, and was almost late for school because of it? :mad:

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/457 "2013-10-21T14:18:10Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> When life gives you free blackberries …

And that is part of the problem. If we were getting awesome blackberries, I would be less annoyed. These brambles never get nice berries, just a few icky, sour things. Like I said, these are Satan’s blackberries.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/458 "2013-10-21T14:41:48Z")

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I understand your annoyance better, **Rhiannon**.

Sheesh, **EmilyG** , if the man can hold down a job, he can clean up after himself!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/459 "2013-10-21T17:06:01Z")

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> [@kayT](#):
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> Actually, you know, Thanksgiving in the US is not always on the same day. Unless your birthday is always on the fourth Thursday of November.😛

That would be an interesting way of handling it. 🙂

Yeah, I realized after I posted that my birthday would only be on Thanksgiving every seven years - not THAT big a pain in the ass, I guess - it doesn’t really compare with people born around Christmas.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-days-has-october-rants-the-rest-are-on-furlough/670074/460 "2013-10-21T17:11:53Z")

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What, they don’t use leap years up there in Canada? 😃

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