No.
Is it your imagination?
Is it 1,000 posts on the SDMB message board?
No.
That makes twenty … give up, guys?
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It is, of course, a CLEVERLY DISGUISED POST COUNT PARTY!!! WHOO HOO!!!
(Sorry guys. Drinks are on me so’s you don’t kill me. What’s everybody having?)
Dirty pool.
Porp… aaarrrggghh!!! 
1000 posts eh? well done hon, and I’ll have a beer.
No, I do not want to give up. I think that my last guess was pretty close!! I am going to declare myself the winner.
Congrats Fretful Porpentine. I will have a glass of Merlot please.
I have always wanted to ask you…what is a porpentine?? And why would it be fretful?
Gimme a break! :rolleyes:
And give me a beer too please. Congrats on 1000!
Oops, Zumba, missed that last post of yours – it wasn’t there when I hit “submit reply.” Congrats! Here’s your Merlot, and beer for everyone else…
And “porpentine” is just Elizabethan for “porcupine”:
“I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy bones, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy twoe eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,
Thy knotted and combined locks to part
And each particular hair to stand on end,
Like quills upon the fretful porpentine.”
– The Ghost in Hamlet