# Twenty Seven Word Posts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 29, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285 "2002-04-29T14:03:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![High\_Deity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9a140/32.png) [@High\_Deity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/High_Deity)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/1 "2002-04-29T14:03:58Z")

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Now people have posts with one word or two words, or maybe even three words, but how about this many words? Just a little challenge to you.

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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/2 "2002-04-29T14:08:03Z")

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Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please stop.

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**Author:** ![Nevermind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Nevermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nevermind)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/3 "2002-04-29T14:37:53Z")

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This is the most silliest way to expend brain energy that I have encountered on this message board. I think maybe someone needs to get a job.

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**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/4 "2002-04-29T14:39:14Z")

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Legomancer, in his (her?) vat of nutritive liquids, was irked when somebody had the gaul to try a convoluted variation on a boring theme. But that’s cool.

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/5 "2002-04-29T17:47:43Z")

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I truly think that it takes a person of strong conviction to be willing to try something a little different than the rest of the crowd.

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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/6 "2002-04-29T18:11:48Z")

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Different? Simply picking yet another integer (out of an infinite supply) and asking people to write posts of that length? How exactly does this rate as different?

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/7 "2002-04-29T18:18:16Z")

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Well, it is kind of like having a sheep with a black spot. He is still a sheep, but the other sheep are inexplicably drawn to it.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/8 "2002-04-29T18:34:02Z")

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**Nevermind** , “most silliest” is bad grammar; it should be “most silly” or just “silliest”. Just a friendly reminder, since I am not the grammar police, after all!

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**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/9 "2002-04-29T18:47:03Z")

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I say make it slightly more challenging and say the post must be twenty-seven DIFFERENT words. No one has done that yet. At least not until now.

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**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/10 "2002-04-29T18:56:07Z")

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Shoot, I meant to change the second “say” to “state” to avoid duplicate words. Now, I have screwed the whole thing up. I’m embarresed by my arrogance.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/11 "2002-04-29T19:15:59Z")

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I think you are misinterpreting this thread. The title is ‘Twenty Seven Word Posts,’ not ‘Twenty-Seven Word Posts.’ I won’t make twenty posts, for brevity’s sake.

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**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/12 "2002-04-29T19:20:38Z")

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I will sit here and count each word I type in this box on my fingers and make sure that I do not exceed the 27 words. 😃

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**Author:** ![EVO95](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@EVO95](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EVO95)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/13 "2002-04-29T19:34:43Z")

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Just a nitpick, but shouldn’t twenty-seven be counted as two words? If so, then **dreamer** has exceeded maximum wordage and should be chastised for rule breaking.

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**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/14 "2002-04-29T19:38:04Z")

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For the love of God, I hope this is the last of the insipid “X-number-of-words” threads.

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**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twenty-seven-word-posts/106285/15 "2002-05-01T02:54:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by EVO95 \*  
> \*\*Just a nitpick, but shouldn’t twenty-seven be counted as two words? If so, then **dreamer** has exceeded maximum wordage and should be chastised for rule breaking. \*\*

_chastise_ - The English Dictionary definition being: scold, discipline, spank. If this is what happens when one breaks the rules around here then I will be dang sure to count better next time!! 😃
