# Twerking?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 1, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739 "2013-09-01T17:24:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/21 "2013-09-02T01:18:21Z")

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> [@Girlundone](#):
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> I’m guessing you don’t frequently drop it like it’s hot, do you?

Which reminds me of a punchline to a very old joke: No. It doesn’t take me long to look at a clutch.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/22 "2013-09-02T01:22:22Z")

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> [@Girlundone](#):
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> I’m guessing you don’t frequently drop it like it’s hot, do you?

I once fully mastered Billy Crystal’s “white guy overbite” dance. Does that count?

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/23 "2013-09-02T02:36:09Z")

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Dancing has always pushed the boundaries of good taste. I like to dance and sure my pelvis has been known to move. 😉

Twerking is beyond sickening. Watching someone bump and grind like they’re getting sodomized isn’t dance. What’s next full out intercourse on the dance floor? Stick it in her and go for it. :rolleyes: Maybe ram a dildo in her butt while they are at it.

I can’t ever recall being as disgusted and revolted with anything as that Miley Cyrus crap on the VMA’s.

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/24 "2013-09-02T02:45:28Z")

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I thought it was using Twitter while at work.

Damn I’m out of touch.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/25 "2013-09-02T02:53:58Z")

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[This woman’s got it down to an art form](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP9GmIKefL8&list=TLoskTZe6DEfg). That video is both ridiculous and awesome. I think I’m a fan, but I’m not sure whether to laugh or start touching myself. She’s got a lot more to work with than some of the girls in the other videos in this thread. Oh, my. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/26 "2013-09-02T02:54:17Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> I can’t ever recall being as disgusted and revolted with anything as that Miley Cyrus crap on the VMA’s.

Did the Holocaust at least get the #2 spot on your list?

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/27 "2013-09-02T03:21:45Z")

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I was talking about activities on so called entertainment tv. You know the family hour? When moms, dads and kids are watching Miley Cyrus act like a tramp?

Twerking ranks extremely low in terms of crimes against humanity. That’s an entirely different real life tragedy from the garbage on our tv sets.

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/28 "2013-09-02T03:25:38Z")

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[QUOTE=aceplace57]  
I can’t ever recall being as disgusted and revolted with anything as that Miley Cyrus crap on the VMA’s.  
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So I’m going to go out on a limb here and say you _really_ do not like twerking.

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/29 "2013-09-02T03:31:44Z")

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Yeah a woman dancing like that is acting like a tramp. Women should know their places and certainly not express sexuality in public. That’s just for men. Disgusting tramp. Who even allowed her out of the trailer?

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/30 "2013-09-02T03:35:34Z")

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> [@Girlundone](#):
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> I’m guessing you don’t frequently drop it like it’s hot, do you?

Some of this post appears to be written in English.

'Course, now that middle to old aged people know about it, the craze for twerking is officially over.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/31 "2013-09-02T04:20:14Z")

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I’ve seen several youtube twerking clips that were kind of silly but harmless. Just teens showing out and having fun. Anything can be taken to an extreme and cross over into bad taste.

I already knew about twerking long before last weeks Miley’s x rated VMA performance.

> [@Girlundone](#):
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> So I’m going to go out on a limb here and say you _really_ do not like twerking.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/32 "2013-09-02T04:21:45Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> [This woman’s got it down to an art form](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP9GmIKefL8&list=TLoskTZe6DEfg). That video is both ridiculous and awesome. I think I’m a fan, but I’m not sure whether to laugh or start touching myself. She’s got a lot more to work with than some of the girls in the other videos in this thread. Oh, my. :eek:

Best evidence for perpetual motion yet - once that thing starts - aint nothing stopping it.

> [@newcomer](#):
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> [ItemFix - Social Video Factory](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0e_1377639302)
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> Make up your own mind.

Its odd - when you look at an asspiring young artist and think - just a Lady Gaga wannabee - you realize that nothing will ever shock you anymore.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/33 "2013-09-02T12:08:40Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> Square dancing? Scandalous!

Square dancing is okay; it’s that clutch and hug stuff that summons the devil.

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**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/34 "2013-09-02T12:22:23Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Did you dance to that famous Rolling Stones song, “Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my lawn”? 😛

You just wait. One day, you’ll be telling kids to get off \*your \*lawn. It happens to everybody.

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/35 "2013-09-02T14:55:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Best evidence for perpetual motion yet - once that thing starts - aint nothing stopping it.

There is a part 1 of that same video. I especially like the commentary:  
Twerkin’ by the video games…who wants to play videeeeoooo games?

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/36 "2013-09-02T15:45:47Z")

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The way I understood it, what makes it specifically “twerking” is the gluteal moves a.k.a. booty-popping/-clapping. Merely bending over and pelvic-thrusting to simulate doggystyle, including up against your parner, had been all over music video (and young people’s parties) for a long time as “freak dancing” or “grinding”. Or “perreo” in Latino culture.

It’s hard to keep up with the jargon! Were we really that confusing to our own parents back when?  
And considering what else you can run into at Wal-Mart, I’d consider that lady an improvement to my shopping experience.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/37 "2013-09-02T15:58:20Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> I already knew about twerking long before last weeks Miley’s x rated VMA performance.

Ha, you just proved your age. x-rating was replaced by NR-17 in 1990. 23 years ago. And as ridiculous as that dance was, it was neither x-rated nor NR-17.

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**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/38 "2013-09-02T17:50:24Z")

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Isn’t “twerking” basically what the chicks did in all those 2 Live Crew videos from the late 1980s?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/39 "2013-09-02T18:26:05Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Did the Holocaust at least get the #2 spot on your list?

People who twerk in public are worse than Hitler.

> [@LouisB](#):
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> Square dancing is okay; it’s that clutch and hug stuff that summons the devil.

Keep at least a telephone directory’s worth of space between you at all times!

> [@aNewLeaf](#):
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> You just wait. One day, you’ll be telling kids to get off \*your \*lawn. It happens to everybody.

There were kids on my lawn the other day. I was Not Pleased.

I just taught the word “twerk” to my autocorrect dictionary. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twerking/667739/40 "2013-09-02T19:12:48Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> Twerking is beyond sickening. Watching someone bump and grind like they’re getting sodomized isn’t dance. What’s next full out intercourse on the dance floor? Stick it in her and go for it. :rolleyes: Maybe ram a dildo in her butt while they are at it.

A version of this type of dancing is actually traditional and quite common in parts of Africa. Uganda, in particular, featured this sort of dance, and I remember some of our West African francophone teachers doing it at a class party.

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