# Twickster... Suck a bag of dicks. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 18, 2011, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster-suck-a-bag-of-dicks/571775 "2011-02-18T03:37:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster-suck-a-bag-of-dicks/571775/1 "2011-02-18T03:37:09Z")
Hey **twix** , Pretend you’re Louis CK for a few and it’s not traffic but the Dope that is central [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao). ---
**Author:** ![Cyningablod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Cyningablod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyningablod)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster-suck-a-bag-of-dicks/571775/2 "2011-02-18T03:45:11Z")
Mind letting us know just what in blue hell the issue is here? Why should **twickster** suck a bag of dicks? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster-suck-a-bag-of-dicks/571775/3 "2011-02-18T03:46:17Z")
Yeah, this will end well. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster-suck-a-bag-of-dicks/571775/4 "2011-02-18T03:47:50Z")
I give this pitting a 1.25 out of 10 for style and content. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster-suck-a-bag-of-dicks/571775/5 "2011-02-18T03:54:26Z")
Oh crap! I’ve only been here for 7 years. here’s your link. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster-suck-a-bag-of-dicks/571775/6 "2011-02-18T03:56:57Z")
Epic fail! Couldn’t even get it right second time around. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster-suck-a-bag-of-dicks/571775/7 "2011-02-18T03:58:25Z")
Damn it! Sorry. [Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=597503) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster-suck-a-bag-of-dicks/571775/8 "2011-02-18T04:08:28Z")
Okay, three things: 1. Telling other posters to suck one or more dicks, regardless of their container, is a violation of the Pit language rules. 2. Pitting a moderator for a ruling is, likewise, against the rules - complaints about moderation go in ATMB. 3. Cussing at a moderator for actions undertaken in their capacity as a moderator is - wait for it - against the rules. **Claude** , given your history here, there is no way in hell you didn’t know this already. So I’m making this an official warning, as well as notice that your posting rights are under review.