# twickster

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster/649008>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [February 1, 2013, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster/649008 "2013-02-01T05:24:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twickster/649008/98 "2013-02-02T09:00:54Z")

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> [@My wife is leaving](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-is-leaving/648479/33):
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> > [@My wife is leaving](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-is-leaving/648479/33):
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> > It has just now been brought to my attention that it was inappropriate for me to have called **Procrustus** and **Two Many Cats** assholes in the course of writing a mod note in MPSIMS.
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> The above [apology post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15960245&postcount=33)from the thread under discussion bothers me. Maybe **twickster** is tone deaf, or maybe I’m too sensitive, but it reads like a satirical apology in that it repeats the original insult (“assholes”) two more times. _Sorry I called you assholes, I shouldn’t have called you assholes. Not outside the Pit anyway._
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> Generally I have more sympathy for \*\*twickster \*\*than for her critics, but that post of hers grates.

Well, it made me LOL, but not why you might think - it was the juxtaposition of “too many cats assholes” that did it! 😃

Because, really, I think we can all agree that one is already too many cat assholes. Have you ever looked at those things?! Ugh! And it seems like they enjoy displaying 'em at every opportunity!

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