# Twilight Zone: The Movie \[Spoiler in the OP\]

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 3, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037 "2011-04-03T14:37:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/21 "2011-04-12T01:54:27Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> I also sometimes quote “You heard the Captain - noooooo smoking!” - the little girl that taunts Lithgow for trying to light up on the plane.

I always remember that as ‘N! O! S-M-O-K-I-N-G! Noooooooo SMOKING!’

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**Author:** ![Suil\_Dubh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85f322/32.png) [@Suil\_Dubh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suil_Dubh)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/22 "2011-04-12T01:57:03Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> That spooky ass kid who brings people back to his place to be entertained until he gets tired of them is still a winner.

That episode is an adaptation of a short story.

I read the original in a horror anthology a couple years back, but I forget the name of both the story and the author.

Anyone know what the original story is called?

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/23 "2011-04-12T01:59:59Z")

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> [@Suil\_Dubh](#):
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> That episode is an adaptation of a short story.
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> I read the original in a horror anthology a couple years back, but I forget the name of both the story and the author.
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> Anyone know what the original story is called?

“It’s a Good Life” by Jerome Bixby.

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**Author:** ![Suil\_Dubh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85f322/32.png) [@Suil\_Dubh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suil_Dubh)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/24 "2011-04-12T02:30:29Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> “It’s a Good Life” by Jerome Bixby.

Great! Thank you very much. I always wanted to go back and reread that again someday.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/25 "2011-04-13T23:41:34Z")

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I watched last night on Netflix. It has held up very, very well. Part 1 especially so.

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/26 "2011-04-14T00:12:43Z")

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Weird, I clearly remember it being Dan Ackroyd at the end, but I don’t remember it being him at the beginning. That makes sense though. Maybe I was just paying more attention a the end.

It’s also weird that it holds up well, since I remember it being tedious at best … not at all on a par with the TV series.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/27 "2011-04-14T02:00:20Z")

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> [@Hail\_Ants](#):
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> The opening bit with Ackroyd & Brookes was really the best part of the whole movie!

I think the best bit was when the US troops in the Viet Nam segment said that the shouldn’t have killed Neidermeyer.

(In case you didn’t catch that, it’s a reference to [Animal House)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_house#Omega_Theta_Pi_.28.CE.A9.CE.98.CE.A0.29)

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/28 "2011-04-14T05:49:30Z")

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Well, the movie gave me a chance to make a really good pun in a thread about actors being injured on set by melee weapons.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/29 "2011-04-14T13:38:18Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> I also sometimes quote “You heard the Captain - noooooo smoking!” - the little girl that taunts Lithgow for trying to light up on the plane.

Also: “You big silly! You _used_ to be a normal person!”

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/30 "2011-04-14T13:47:44Z")

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This is hilarious. I was watching 3rd Rock From the Sun the other day and saw this episode for the first time. If you watch from 6:20 to 6:50, you get a nice revisit from Jon Lithgow to the fourth Twilight Zone story in that movie:

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r2wew-qYEg)

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/31 "2011-04-14T13:50:01Z")

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Now, if Albert Brooks had been a graduate of the Wesley Wyndam-Pryce Rogue Demon-Slaying School, the outcome would have been different.

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**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twilight-zone-the-movie-spoiler-in-the-op/577037/32 "2011-04-15T08:40:50Z")

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The last segment was about the best of them. And Lithgow was excellent in the role. The expression on his face in the ambulance when Ackroyd reappears (he was in the beginning _and_ the end) and says, “Wanna see something _really_ scary?” was priceless. But it was still a big disappointment that they were all remakes of classic episodes. I mean, we all knew what was going to happen in them.

Except for the Morrow one, but that was just a mess. It went nowhere, had no conclusion, and was totally tainted by the grisly tragedy. That whole segment should have just been scrapped. Plus, for his segment Spielberg was originally going to do a remake of the superlative episode “The Monsters are due on Maple Street”. But after the accident with Landis he distanced himself from the project and instead remade the ‘no-special-effects-needed’ episode “Kick the Can” which turned out to be just an embarrassingly lame schmaltz-fest!

And not to push this to GD, but it was an absolute travesty that Landis got off scott free. Everyone, and I mean _everyone_ who witnessed that shoot said that he went above and beyond reckless. The two kids that died with Morrow were:  
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[li]In the country illegally[/li][li]Working illegally long hours[/li][li]Working illegal night hours[/li][li]Working illegally in hazardous conditions[/li][/list]  
I mean I loved Animal House and Werewolf in London and Blues Brothers etc. but Landis was a complete asshole on that shoot and deserved a huge fine and some jail time!

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