# Twisted nursery rhymes.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 28, 2005, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twisted-nursery-rhymes/301517 "2005-04-28T10:33:25Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twisted-nursery-rhymes/301517/41 "2013-10-25T21:16:08Z")

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet  
eating her curds and whey  
along came a spider  
and crawled up inside her  
making Miss Muffet giggle all day

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