# Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 3, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095 "2021-02-03T02:51:19Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 17, 2021, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/622 "2021-08-17T22:42:35Z")

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Mike? Pro tip? Next time write something on your face in magic-marker . . . and try not to write backwards!

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2021, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/623 "2021-08-17T22:47:47Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Even a Republican political candidate and symposium attendee isn’t swallowing the “attack” story:

I think most folks, even far right Trumpers have come to the basic conclusion:

Mike.  
Is.  
Mentally.  
Ill.

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/624 "2021-08-17T22:51:09Z")

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Well, they also haven’t figured it out for their main man himself already…

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/625 "2021-08-18T17:14:27Z")

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People are trying to collect the five mil.

> **[Cyber Symposium expert delivers papers to Lindell’s attorneys claiming $5...](https://www.dakotanewsnow.com/2021/08/18/cyber-symposium-expert-delivers-papers-lindells-attorneys-claiming-5-million-dollar-reward/)**
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> “There’s my statement of why all those different things with all the exhibits behind it, saying: Put up or shut up,” said Alderson.

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/626 "2021-08-19T11:03:01Z")

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They’d better sue now, before Dominion hoovers up all the money.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/627 "2021-08-19T11:37:26Z")

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Alderson–it turns out–is a Republican Trump supporter who seems pretty pissed off about wasting his time and money on Mikey’s Fyre Festival of Fail.

> **[Mike Lindell lashes out as cyber expert demands $5M reward for debunking...](https://www.salon.com/2021/08/18/mike-lindell-lashes-out-as-cyber-expert-demands-5m-reward-for-debunking-election-data/)**
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> Packet capture expert Bill Alderson says he's proven Mike Lindell wrong — but the pillow magnate won't pay up

“I’m not sure what’s wrong with Mike,” Alderson said. “He’s like those desperate Afghanis clinging to the side of a C17 as it tries to take off from the Kabul airport. Let’s just hope he’s able to jump before he falls to his death.”

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/628 "2021-08-19T12:18:08Z")

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Also, Mikey’s “attacker” was apparently armed with a tangerine.

> **[MyPillow CEO said he was recently 'attacked' and implied that Antifa may have...](https://www.businessinsider.com/my-pillow-ceo-mike-lindell-attack-fan-poked-him-selfie-2021-8)**
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> Lindell said the "attack" entailed a painful finger poke. A pro-Trump congressional candidate who witnessed the incident said there was no attack.

(You can see a bit of it in the photo in the linked tweet.)

(And he didn’t “double over” in the elevator–it was a _ **glass elevator** _ and people saw him go up.)

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/629 "2021-08-19T12:22:43Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Also, Mikey’s “attacker” was apparently armed with a tangerine.
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> [MyPillow CEO 'Attacker' Was a Fan Who Poked Him While Taking a Selfie](https://www.businessinsider.com/my-pillow-ceo-mike-lindell-attack-fan-poked-him-selfie-2021-8)
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> (You can see a bit of it in the photo in the linked tweet.)
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> (And he didn’t “double over” in the elevator–it was a _ **glass elevator** _ and people saw him go up.) -

Lucky it wasn’t an orange. That could have been messy.  
[![](https://ilovetorun.org/images/ebibs/7110_1422642556.png) ](https://ilovetorun.org/images/ebibs/7110_1422642556.png)

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/630 "2021-08-19T13:05:46Z")

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Lindell’s crack security team are now undergoing special training to prevent future attacks.

[![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/55757ede48dd0c019dfb5a576fdc23d2/tumblr_nhiebkifBU1u0k6deo2_250.gifv) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/55757ede48dd0c019dfb5a576fdc23d2/tumblr_nhiebkifBU1u0k6deo2_250.gifv)

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/631 "2021-08-19T13:22:24Z")

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But what if he’s got a pointéd stick?

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/632 "2021-08-19T13:48:43Z")

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Shut up!

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/633 "2021-08-19T14:01:09Z")

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Yeah but those fucking tigers, though.

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/634 "2021-08-19T14:33:59Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison quoting Bill Alderson](#):
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> "Let’s just hope he’s able to jump before he falls to his death.”

Why would we hope that?

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/635 "2021-08-19T16:50:30Z")

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More like -

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3MsZjx1K8k)

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/636 "2021-08-19T17:06:53Z")

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Let’s be honest, anyone who thought that they were going to get $5 million out of Lindell are fools. They’re going to have to stand in line after the other lawsuits, and it’s unlikely there will be anything left.

You might as well squeeze blood out of a stone, or try to get Trump to pay a bill.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> You might as well squeeze blood out of a stone

I will be looking forward to seeing all the blood squeezed out of Stone too.

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/638 "2021-08-19T17:30:39Z")

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ISWYTD.

Well-played. 👍

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/639 "2021-08-20T15:39:13Z")

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New reports state that Lindell is harboring the Colorado county clerk that leaked all the Dominion passwords in a “safe house.” Here’s hoping they issue a warrant on her so they can get him for harboring a fugitive.

> **[Mike Lindell Is Hiding A County Clerk Amid FBI Probe Of A Vote Data Leak: Report](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-lindell-colorado-county-clerk-tina-peters-qanon-safe-house-fbi_n_611ef596e4b0ff60bf7eba69)**
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> As the FBI investigates claims that Colorado voting machine passwords were given to a presumed QAnon leader, the clerk is reportedly at a secret safe house.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/640 "2021-08-20T16:09:53Z")

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What are the odds he escalates this to “obstruction of justice” levels eventually?

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/641 "2021-08-20T16:38:08Z")

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I’ll give Lindell an ounce of credit. He is trying to prove that the presidential election was illegitimate, and highlighting the corruption of a county clerk is at least enough to show that not everything was perfect.

Of course that’s totally accidental since he’s treating her as a whistleblower…,

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