# Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [February 3, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095 "2021-02-03T02:51:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/803 "2021-11-23T15:59:44Z")
And that’s why they killed him. Connect the dots! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/804 "2021-11-23T16:09:49Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Connect the dots! [Pig on a pillow.](https://image.shutterstock.com/image-vector/educational-game-coloring-children-connect-600w-1192127407.jpg) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/805 "2021-11-23T16:22:27Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > it’s only logical that he’ll return 58 years and 1 day after his death. I’d heard he has reservations at Milliways. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/806 "2021-11-23T17:25:10Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > > [@74westy](#): > > > > Connect the dots!   > > [Pig on a pillow.](https://image.shutterstock.com/image-vector/educational-game-coloring-children-connect-600w-1192127407.jpg) > > 😃 That’s not a pig! It’s Pikachu! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/807 "2021-11-23T17:38:10Z")
Pigachu? ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/808 "2021-11-23T17:59:29Z")
I found an update. Mike Lindell and his lawsuit, the one that is so compelling that it was going to overturn the 2020 with a unanimous Supreme Court verdict - have been the victim of a wide-ranging conspiracy. The RNC and Ronna McDaniel have conspired to keep the fraudulent President Joe Biden in office. They “got to” several of the Republican attorneys-general and strong-armed them into not signing onto the lawsuit. As I write this, Mike Lindell is flying around the country in his private jet, engaging in a desperate last minute push to visit the heretical attorneys-general in 5 states to get the signatures he need. If there’s not enough crack in his pipe for him to get those signatures, he’ll simply release the lawsuit and evidence to _the public_ on Thanksgiving, and _the public_ will pressure the recalcitrant attorneys-general to sign on. > **[Mike Lindell Blames a Vast GOP Conspiracy for His Supreme Court Failure](https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mike-lindell-blames-vast-gop-171131963.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGTagD6P_zeHLoEtkwDkL9kQ7RkqC7M615s_SYi1r7AR8GFkG0GZijCfIl_tgL-xP9gD5xJnhcI9RolNgNTnGJaoe1QLdnNjxDSCpu4N2gGb36pGCmgEbpHsSzdx4bMqu52MDVIK8kb_lUeSiE7Pl-dA3pKsHkfuYuetJbPmDVdb)** > > The pillow boss has long promised he’d file his unhinged ravings to the high court by Tuesday, but that hasn’t happened. Of course, a conspiracy must be to blame, Lindell says. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/809 "2021-11-23T18:02:18Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > _the public_ will pressure the recalcitrant attorneys-general to sign on Sorry, Mike; too many of the members of “the public” you’re counting on to pressure the recalcitrant attorneys-general to sign on are either in jail or keeping their heads down to stay out of jail. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/810 "2021-11-23T18:22:27Z")
For some reason, the whole “GOP v Trump” confrontation reminds me of a ditty that was making the rounds during the early part of the Hundred Years War, when greatly outnumbered English armies were routinely kicking the shit out of the French (who were backed by the Pope, who happened to reside in Avignon at the time): > _The Pope is on the Frenchmen’s side,_ > _With England Jesus doth abide._ > _'Twill soon be seen who will prevail,_ > _For Jesus, or the Pope, must fail._ ETA: this would probably be better cast as Anti-Christ v Anti-Pope, but you get the picture. Pass the popcorn. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/811 "2021-11-23T18:33:25Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > he’ll simply release the lawsuit and evidence to _the public_ on Thanksgiving, and _the public_ will pressure the recalcitrant attorneys-general to sign on. Next stage: “It’s a vast conspiracy by the American Public to keep Biden in office.” Lindell will then threaten to sue every single person in the country. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/812 "2021-11-23T19:09:53Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Lindell will then threaten to sue every single person in the country. Except the ones who voted Trump. ---
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/813 "2021-11-23T19:22:01Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Connect the dots! I think you missing a couple of letters (well, one letter twice) there so I fixed it- “Connect the idiots” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/814 "2021-11-23T19:28:14Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > > > Lindell will then threaten to sue every single person in the country. > > Except the ones who voted Trump. That gives everyone an easy out then. Anyone who is sued can claim they voted for Trump but the Democrat-aligned Chinese hackers changed it in the Dominion voting machine. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/815 "2021-11-23T19:38:27Z")
Mikey genuinely can’t understand why more people aren’t helping him stop the steal. > **['Very suspicious': Mike Lindell scrambles with conspiracy theories after...](https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-supreme-court-delay/)** > > MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell offered excuses on Tuesday after a lawsuit challenging the 2020 presidential election was not filed at the Supreme Court as he had claimed. > > Lindell is on record promising that multiple state attorneys general would sign... > Lindell asserted that it was “very disturbing” to have attorneys general reject his lawsuit for “no reason.” He speculated that they “don’t want to help save our country.” > “What else would it be?” he asked. “I don’t get it.” ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/816 "2021-11-23T19:47:26Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > “I don’t get it.” That’s an epitaph if I ever saw one. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/817 "2021-11-23T19:49:04Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > “What else would it be?” he asked. “I don’t get it.” Here it is Mike: You. Are. Wrong. Pretty simple really. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/818 "2021-11-23T20:16:32Z")
Those are magic words, which cannot be allowed to enter his consciousness lest he disappear in a puff of fowl, oily smoke. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/819 "2021-11-23T20:17:36Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > fowl, oily smoke. That’s what you get if you leave your turkey in the deep fryer too long. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/820 "2021-11-23T20:20:14Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > That’s what you get if you leave your turkey in the deep fryer too long. Mike Lindell is what you get when you leave your head in the deep fryer too long. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/821 "2021-11-23T20:26:41Z")
_Puff of fowl, oily smoke_ _Lindell’s logic is a joke_ _By the pricking of my thumbs_ _No new lawsuit this way comes_ With apologies to Willie S and everyone else generally ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/822 "2021-11-23T23:16:20Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Here it is Mike: > > You. > Are. > Wrong. > > Pretty simple really.   Lemme fix that for you: You. Are. Crazy. (And wrong too, to be sure.) Are people (still?) donating money to this guy, or buying tickets to his “symposiums” or whatever? How many times can this guy cry wolf? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095.md?page=42)