# Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 3, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095 "2021-02-03T02:51:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1023 "2022-02-15T18:49:19Z")

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But but…everyone knows that a pound of feathers weighs much less than a pound of lead! Use your brian, Moran!

(Lindell Logic)

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1024 "2022-02-15T18:52:25Z")

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Exactly my point! (not originally, but now at any rate). Two tons of pillows is much easier to transport than two tons of auto parts.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1025 "2022-02-15T18:57:38Z")

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Shipping two tons of pillows will cost you more, because you will be charged [volumetric weight](https://www.unicargo.com/understanding-volumetric-weight-can-save-money-avoid-business-nightmare/)

> Every package has a “chargeable” weight and it takes many people by surprise when it’s not even close to _actual_ weight, especially with **less-dense packages.**  
> Billable or “chargeable” weight is the **larger** of gross weight (actual) or volumetric weight. This weight will always be used to determine shipping fees.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1026 "2022-02-15T19:22:46Z")

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It seems like you are trying to use reason, logic and facts in this discussion. Are you in the right thread? You know it is based on ‘thought’ processes of Mike Lindell?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1027 "2022-02-15T19:27:15Z")

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Apologies.

Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1028 "2022-02-15T19:28:11Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> It seems like you are trying to use reason, logic and facts in this discussion.

We need a SDMB Board policy by which certain threads can be officially designated as “reason-, logic-, and fact-free zones” in which any appearance of such can be modded, up to and including insta-banning!

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1029 "2022-02-16T00:50:53Z")

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Another well-thought-out plan by Mike Lindell.

> **[Mike Lindell’s pillows-for-truckers ‘convoy’ hits snag after Canada rejects...](https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-truckers/)**
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> MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell this week sent a truck full of pillows up to Canada in a show of solidarity with anti-vaccination mandate protesters.However, it seems that the plan to reward Lindell's anti-vaxxer allies with free pillows hit a snag when...

(His pillows for unvaccinated truckers weren’t allowed in because his truckers were unvaccinated.)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1030 "2022-02-16T00:52:06Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> But but…everyone knows that a pound of feathers weighs much less than a pound of lead!

False.

You’ve also got to carry the weight of what you did to those birds.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1031 "2022-02-16T01:06:06Z")

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😁

[bloody discourse, requiring verbose posts and spoiling a simple, aesthetically minimalist smiley]

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1032 "2022-02-16T01:06:25Z")

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I periodically wonder if Mike’s children, several of whom are involved in the business, have ever, you know, tried to talk dad out of putting himself in financial and legal jeopardy? Or are they fellow Kool-Aid drinkers? Because while various bankruptcy laws favor business to a large degree, I’m thinking there’s still going to be serious damage, even if, as suggested earlier in thread, major assets (such as the plane, etc) are being hidden from view.

If I was one of those kids, I’d be looking at trying to have the man declared incompetent to manage himself (heck, I’d be framing him with [or confirming] his return to drug addiction ) to get him put away in rehab while quietly trying to settle with anyone I could, and simultaneously trying to woo back retailers. But then again, we haven’t yet seen numbers to confirm how much if anything Lindell’s crankery have actually cost MP.

Inquiring minds want to know!

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1033 "2022-02-16T04:09:55Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> [bloody discourse, requiring verbose posts and spoiling a simple, aesthetically minimalist smiley]

(Side-topic: There are various things you can put into a post to pad it that are invisible to the reader. The one I use is &nbsp; which appears (if at all) as a blank space.)

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1034 "2022-02-16T04:11:42Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> (His pillows for unvaccinated truckers weren’t allowed in because his truckers were unvaccinated.)

Well, too bad for him he doesn’t read the Straight Dope. We had the solution, in this very thread, several hours ago. Airlift them!

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1035 "2022-02-16T18:09:18Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Airlift them!

Send them in the form of actual ducks, that will, upon landing, re-configure themselves into pillows. It’s well known that ducks can shape-shift, much like the Lizard People, so this would be exceedingly simple for them to accomplish.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1036 "2022-02-16T18:13:52Z")

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But I thought MyPillows were made from industrial foam not feathers???

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1037 "2022-02-16T18:14:49Z")

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We’re back to dropping turkeys.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1038 "2022-02-16T18:16:20Z")

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That’s OK, because turkeys can fly. Right? Right??

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1039 "2022-02-16T19:11:16Z")

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Lindell is going to parachute in with them?

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1040 "2022-02-16T19:12:23Z")

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As God is my witness …

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1041 "2022-02-16T19:14:54Z")

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I know that’s the line, but shouldn’t it be “ **With** God as my witness…”

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1042 "2022-02-16T19:16:46Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> I know that’s the line, but shouldn’t it be “ **With** God as my witness…”

Yes, otherwise you’re not really baptized.

[Oops, wrong thread.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholic-priest-inadvertently-changed-one-word-during-baptism-rites-for-decades-and-apparently-its-a-big-problem/959494/67)

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