# Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 3, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095 "2021-02-03T02:51:19Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1063 "2022-02-17T19:25:33Z")

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Incoming!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1064 "2022-02-17T19:42:38Z")

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> Jesus Christ, just get the vax; JUST GET THE VAX! The Right accuses _us_ of virtue-signaling?! -

That’s not virtue they’re signaling.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1065 "2022-02-18T19:09:00Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> You could hire a Canadian helicopter and pilot that are in Canada. But you need to get the pillows up there by… I don’t know.

Helicopter? The US would probably be less suspicious, so hire a chopper in Ottawa, fly to Ogdensburg, NY where you have staged the pillows (only 61 miles), and haul them back and drop them. It’s right on the border, so if you were feeling particularly criminal, you could probably get away without filing to cross the border.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1066 "2022-02-19T00:33:43Z")

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You read it here first!

> [@Raw Story Feb. 18](#):
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> Fresh off a failed mission to the “Freedom Convoy” in Canada, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell stormed the Georgia Capitol on Friday and called for Republican Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to be arrested.
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> “During a Friday episode of right-wing political strategist Steve Bannon’s War Room podcast, Lindell appeared live from Atlanta as he and volunteers delivered some 40 boxes of affidavits alleging massive fraud in the last presidential election,” Newsweek reports.

How much longer before someone needs to send the guys with the butterfly nets to come and get him?

> **['Melt down the machines!': Mike Lindell storms Georgia Capitol and calls for...](https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-2656725331/)**
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> Fresh off a failed mission to the "Freedom Convoy" in Canada, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell stormed the Georgia Capitol on Friday and called for Republican Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to be arrested. "During a Friday episode of right-wing...

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1067 "2022-02-19T01:24:57Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> The US would probably be less suspicious, so hire a chopper in Ottawa, fly to Ogdensburg, NY where you have staged the pillows (only 61 miles), and haul them back and drop them.

Shortly before the US got into WWII, during the lend-lease period a couple US aircraft manufacturers were selling aircraft to an intermediary who in turn would resell them to the RAF. They couldn’t be exported though so the completed plane would be flown to upstate NY and pushed halfway across the border where they’d be grabbed by Candaians, dragged the rest of the way across, and flown away to places unknown (to the Americans).

Perhaps a chain of cartons could be set up and pushed across to be taken apart on the other side.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1068 "2022-02-19T01:39:45Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Helicopter? The US would probably be less suspicious, so hire a chopper in Ottawa, fly to Ogdensburg, NY where you have staged the pillows (only 61 miles), and haul them back and drop them. It’s right on the border, so if you were feeling particularly criminal, you could probably get away without filing to cross the border.

I doubt very much that would work.

A friend of mine used to have his pilot’s licence for light aircraft and was flying in southern Saskatchewan. Then he looked to his right and left and saw two US warplanes, and a radio bulletin to follow them to land at their base.

He’d accidentally strayed into US airspace and was interogated; eventually let go with a warning.

Given 9/11, I would imagine that the airspace near New York would be even more carefully guarded.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1069 "2022-02-19T14:53:04Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> How much longer before someone needs to send the guys with the butterfly nets to come and get him?

I watched that.

When Steve Bannon is the most clear headed speaker in the group, you’ve got a problem.

Basically, what they are saying is that a lot of people voted for Trump. We don’t understand why he didn’t win.

Sharp as marbles?  
Dumb as a bag of hammers?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1070 "2022-02-19T16:14:42Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Sharp as marbles?  
> Dumb as a bag of hammers?

Foghorn Leghorn: “That boy, Ah say, that boy is as sharp as a bowling ball.”

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1071 "2022-02-19T16:30:45Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Basically, what they are saying is that a lot of people voted for Trump. We don’t understand why he didn’t win.

As I’ve sad before, Trump in 2020 was like Sham in 1973. He broke the track record for both the Kentucky Derby and Preakness… but still came in second behind Secretariat. First past the post cunts for something after all.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1072 "2022-02-19T16:41:35Z")

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There’s not much a trumper loves more than a good capitol storming!

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1073 "2022-02-19T18:37:36Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> First past the post cunts for something after all.

Did that ATMB thread teach you nothing‽

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1074 "2022-02-19T18:46:21Z")

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😆 😅 😀

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1075 "2022-02-19T19:31:33Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> > [@Senegoid](#):
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> > How much longer before someone needs to send the guys with the butterfly nets to come and get him?
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> I watched that.
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> When Steve Bannon is the most clear headed speaker in the group, you’ve got a problem.
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> Basically, what they are saying is that a lot of people voted for Trump. We don’t understand why he didn’t win.
> 
> Sharp as marbles?  
> Dumb as a bag of hammers?

One of my favorite insults is:

I’d say you were dumber than a bag of hammers but that would be an insult to hammers. Although they are also a simple tool, they are sometimes useful, unlike you.

(Not directed at anyone in particular……this time)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1076 "2022-02-20T02:22:47Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Did that ATMB thread teach you nothing‽

At least it’s not a headline. 🫢

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1077 "2022-02-20T13:02:43Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> As I’ve sad before, Trump in 2020 was like Sham in 1973.

He is also like Sham in that his university was a sham, his charity was a sham, his infrastructure bill was a sham…

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**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1078 "2022-02-20T15:41:45Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> He is also like Sham in that his university was a sham, his charity was a sham, his infrastructure bill was a sham…

All I have to say about that is: Wow!

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2022, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1079 "2022-02-20T22:21:00Z")

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Haha! Different huckster.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2022, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1080 "2022-02-21T04:12:23Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> He is also like Sham in that his university was a sham, his charity was a sham, his infrastructure bill was a sham…

It’s a **travesty**. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a sham.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2022, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1081 "2022-02-21T05:20:10Z")

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I may have recommended him before, but [Tommy Campbell](https://www.youtube.com/c/tommycampbell) does the best Pillow news. His weekly videos are fantastic.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2022, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1082 "2022-02-21T19:05:51Z")

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Not sure where else to put this…Mods, apologize in advance and feel free to move as appropriate:

> **[Fired Newsmax Reporter Emerald Robinson Hired by LindellTV](https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/fired-newsmax-white-house-reporter-emerald-robinson-hired-by-mike-lindell-s-streaming-network/ar-AAU8sFX?cvid=14ea6ac9adb74d14d68689d3d38f2419&ocid=winp1taskbar)**
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> Disgraced former Newsmax reporter Emerald Robinson was hired by LindellTV, an online network founded by My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell.

My first question: how in Og’s name can this moron afford to have a “TV network”??

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