# Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 3, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095 "2021-02-03T02:51:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1283 "2022-09-14T17:24:12Z")

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Until there is some other bit of evidence corroborating his story about his phone being seized I’m skeptical. Lindell is involved in the grift and spreading of misinformation around the Big Lie, but I don’t think that he had anything directly to do with the fake electors scheme that the Feds seem to be concentrating on. Also I doubt that the FBI would track him down to a Hardee’s to serve a warrant. Most likely Lindell heard all about how the big boys were having their phones seized and he wanted to assure everyone that he was a big boy too.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1284 "2022-09-14T17:25:16Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> Also I doubt that the FBI would track him down to a Hardee’s to sever a warrant

Maybe that’s where he works now.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1285 "2022-09-14T17:48:01Z")

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Although the mental image of him sitting in a drive thru, a man in a black suit reaching into the open window, taking the phone out of his hand saying “yoink,” and dropping a warrant in his lap is pretty damn hilarious.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1286 "2022-09-14T18:06:48Z")

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> [@Leaper](#):
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> Although the mental image of him sitting in a drive thru, a man in a black suit reaching into the open window, taking the phone out of his hand saying “yoink,” and dropping a warrant in his lap is pretty damn hilarious

“You want fries with that phone?”

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1287 "2022-09-14T18:58:52Z")

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I read yesterday that a spokesperson for the FBI confirmed that a seizure took place at the address specified by Lindell, but would not confirm details or even if Lindell was involved.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1288 "2022-09-14T19:15:29Z")

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So all we can truthfully say is that Mike Lindell had a seizure at a Hardee’s.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1289 "2022-09-14T20:04:58Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> This thread has long since ceased to be about his twitter ban. Maybe we should change the title?
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> “The many woes of Mike Lindell” sound good? Suggest another, if you like.

_Mike Lindell Cries into his Pillow…_

Naw, too easy.

_The New Adventures of Mike Lindell?_

Naw, too heroic.

_Mission Impossible: Mike Lindell_

-snickers- Okay, maybe accurate, but still too heroic.

_Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: Mike Lindell_

Yeah, kinda like that.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1290 "2022-09-14T21:09:50Z")

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I like the word yoink.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1291 "2022-09-14T21:43:12Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> The FBI has dephoned Mikey at Hardee’s.

Dephone de phony.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1292 "2022-09-14T21:44:41Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> Until there is some other bit of evidence corroborating his story about his phone being seized I’m skeptical. Lindell is involved in the grift and spreading of misinformation around the Big Lie, but I don’t think that he had anything directly to do with the fake electors scheme that the Feds seem to be concentrating on. Also I doubt that the FBI would track him down to a Hardee’s to serve a warrant. Most likely Lindell heard all about how the big boys were having their phones seized and he wanted to assure everyone that he was a big boy too.

Agreed. Because also, that lunatic lies like a motherfucker.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1293 "2022-09-14T21:46:25Z")

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> [@Peter\_Morris](#):
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> Maybe we should change the title?

I could get behind:  
Mike Lindell Lies Like A Motherfucker.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1294 "2022-09-14T23:33:49Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> I like the word yoink.

![](https://c.tenor.com/1Gowq2ysAakAAAAd/yoink-simpsons.gif)

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1295 "2022-09-15T00:20:03Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> I like the word yoink.

[![](https://i.redd.it/377t7jkkuk541.jpg) ](https://i.redd.it/377t7jkkuk541.jpg)

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1296 "2022-09-15T04:59:55Z")

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Have you guys seen the response by Hardee’s? I love it so much!

[https://twitter.com/sandys9262/status/1570197403365433344](https://twitter.com/sandys9262/status/1570197403365433344)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1297 "2022-09-15T07:20:03Z")

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May I never make a serious of decisions so poorly-thought-out that they result in a fast food chain publicly clowning on me in order to sell breakfast food.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1298 "2022-09-15T07:58:42Z")

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The shade is so good. I especially like the “if you still have a phone” bit.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1299 "2022-09-15T08:12:42Z")

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Things to do today: Get roasted by Hardee’s or dunked on by Dunkin’ Donuts?

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1300 "2022-09-15T13:57:46Z")

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They’ll find out Pillow and Jr have the same dealer.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1301 "2022-09-15T14:06:01Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> May I never make a serious of decisions so poorly-thought-out that they result in a fast food chain publicly clowning on me in order to sell breakfast food.

Words to live by, indeed.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1302 "2022-09-15T14:11:44Z")

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I’m definitely the target audience for tweets like this. If the only Hardee’s in town weren’t completely out of my way, I would’ve gotten a sandwich on my way into work as a sign of respect for the burn.

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