# Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 3, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095 "2021-02-03T02:51:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 74

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1463 "2023-08-21T20:01:46Z")

</div>

Mockingbirds used to do this to our dogs when I was a kid. Mockingbirds can be real a\*\*holes.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1464 "2023-08-22T01:27:15Z")

</div>

> [@Leaper](#):
>
> (You forgot the double asterisk footnote in the main body, by the way.)

Thank you. I was trying to figure that out.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1465 "2023-08-24T15:19:46Z")

</div>

> [@Skywatcher](#):
>
> OTOH, there could be a lot of drones crashing into each other due to homing in on their own Wi-Fi signals.

A quick Google shows there are about 116,000 polling stations in the US, so Mike is planning about one drone for each - so his won’t be crashing into each other. Now that the idea is out there, there will of course be other whackos doing it also, so the odds of collisions are not zero.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1466 "2023-08-24T15:27:54Z")

</div>

> [@Folacin](#):
>
> Now that the idea is out there, there will of course be other whackos doing it also, so the odds of collisions are not zero.

Of course the cheating voting machine companies will send their own drones with drone-on-drone missiles to shoot Lindell’s.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1467 "2023-08-24T15:29:03Z")

</div>

> [@Folacin](#):
>
> A quick Google shows there are about 116,000 polling stations in the US, so Mike is planning about one drone for each - so his won’t be crashing into each other.

But he’s not.

> **[Mike Lindell Now Swears He Won’t Use Drones In Batsh\*t Election Scheme](https://uproxx.com/viral/mike-lindell-drones-election-security-illegal/)**
>
> ’The drones have nothing to do with it,’ says the guy who just used drones.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1468 "2023-08-24T15:33:06Z")

</div>

> [@PillowGuy](#):
>
> The drones have nothing to do with it. So it is legal, believe me, we’ve had our legal team on this for over a year. And it’s just, it’s like radio waves are capturing it.

I assume the “it” is referring to “packets”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1469 "2023-08-24T15:37:26Z")

</div>

> [@Folacin](#):
>
> A quick Google shows there are about 116,000 polling stations in the US, so Mike is planning about one drone for each - so his won’t be crashing into each other.

Coordinating 100,000 of anything is not a trivial task. Based on his history, he doesn’t have the chops to do a decent job. Assuming he gets even a significant fraction of that (100,000 drones will cost $lots and adding the WiFi sniffer will increase that), chances are many of them will end up duplicating their efforts by being at the same location. So I wouldn’t rule out crashes at all.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1470 "2023-08-24T15:53:10Z")

</div>

> [@Atamasama](#):
>
> But he’s not.

But it is entirely his fault that everyone jumped to the conclusion that it _was_ drones, because his presentation was as clear as lead and people are already primed from his history to expect something batshit insane. If he had had the WiFi sniffer brought in by [a chimp on roller skates](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RLmiVi9HXK4) everyone would assume that’s what he planned to deploy.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1471 "2023-08-24T16:00:01Z")

</div>

> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
>
> If he had had the WiFi sniffer brought in by [a chimp on roller skates](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RLmiVi9HXK4) everyone would assume that’s what he planned to deploy.

Jimmy Kimmel needs to make this happen.

“Chimpanzee noses are much more sensitive than human noses, and Bobo here has been specially trained to sniff out packets!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1472 "2023-08-29T02:18:42Z")

</div>

Lindell’s bank has cut off his line of credit because he was diverting money meant for his business into his conspiracy crusade.

[https://www.meidastouch.com/news/mike-lindell-says-bank-just-cancelled-his-line-of-credit](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/mike-lindell-says-bank-just-cancelled-his-line-of-credit)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1473 "2023-08-29T02:33:26Z")

</div>

> Mike said he is not deterred because he is now holding a 50% off sale on towels to make up for the shortfall.

“You’re losing money on every towel! How are you going to make a profit?”

“Volume!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1474 "2023-08-29T08:27:06Z")

</div>

At this rate he’s not going to have a business for Dominion to take from him.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1475 "2023-08-29T12:30:58Z")

</div>

I have started seeing new MyPillow commercials on TV recently, after a long (and enjoyable) absence. It certainly seems like he’s trying to bring in some new revenue.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1476 "2023-08-29T16:47:57Z")

</div>

There’s a full page My Pillow ad in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune Sunday paper, urging people to clip and bring the coupon to their booth in order to buy pillows for $5. Inventory clearance possibly?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1477 "2023-08-29T17:10:15Z")

</div>

> [@JohnGalt](#):
>
> Inventory clearance possibly?

After the current inventory has been cleared, the next batch of pillows will be stuffed with orange (correction: strawberry blonde. My bad) hairs shed by Lindell’s master. And digital packets.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1478 "2023-08-29T17:43:20Z")

</div>

Here’s a hilariously brutal article:

> **[Requiem for Mike Lindell: He wasn't important enough to get his own indictment](https://www.salon.com/2023/08/21/lets-pour-one-out-for-mike-lindell-mypillow-guy-wasnt-important-enough-to-get-his-own-indictment/)**
>
> The "MyPillow Guy" tagged along, but the coup conspirators didn't take him seriously enough to let him commit crimes

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1479 "2023-08-29T20:48:06Z")

</div>

As the youths say: “daaaaaamn!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1480 "2023-09-08T17:26:21Z")

</div>

Christ, what an asshole.

> **['Don't scold me!' Mike Lindell flips out on Dominion lawyer during deposition](https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-deposition-video/)**
>
> Trump-loving pillow monger Mike Lindell has been facing a barrage of defamation lawsuits since the end of the 2020 election when he began pushing multiple bogus claims about voting machines stealing votes away from former President Donald Trump.Chris...

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1481 "2023-09-08T18:46:33Z")

</div>

That poor court reporter who had to sit through the tirades in order to transcribe it.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1482 "2023-09-08T18:57:17Z")

</div>

You can read some of the transcripts here:

> **[Coomer v. Lindell, 1:22-cv-01129 - CourtListener.com](https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/63296393/coomer-v-lindell/?filed_after=&filed_before=&entry_gte=&entry_lte=&order_by=desc)**
>
> Docket for Coomer v. Lindell, 1:22-cv-01129 — Brought to you by Free Law Project, a non-profit dedicated to creating high quality open legal information.

I browsed through a bit of them. At one point he asked them how they could sleep at night with the way they were treating them, then said that they obviously don’t have one of his MyPillows.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095.md?page=73)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095.md?page=75)
