# Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 3, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095 "2021-02-03T02:51:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1643 "2024-03-11T21:13:51Z")

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These are few of my favorite things…

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1644 "2024-03-16T00:44:03Z")

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Imagine Mike Lindell with no pants.

> **[Mike Lindell Is Back At SCOTUS For Another Ritual Pantsing - Above the Law](https://abovethelaw.com/2024/03/mike-lindell-is-back-at-scotus-for-another-ritual-pantsing/)**
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> A normal person might be embarrassed by this. But not our Mike!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1645 "2024-03-16T00:50:19Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Imagine Mike Lindell with no pants.

[![](https://socialecologies.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/tumblr_m4r4soeogh1r3dq2ro1_500.jpg) ](https://socialecologies.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/tumblr_m4r4soeogh1r3dq2ro1_500.jpg)

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**Author:** ![MulderMuffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldermuffin/32/2862_2.png) [@MulderMuffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MulderMuffin)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1646 "2024-03-16T03:23:31Z")

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> …this Lindell-subsidized LOLsuit…

LOLsuit is my new favorite word!

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1647 "2024-03-16T03:46:16Z")

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_The Supreme Court voted to dismiss the latest election fraud lawsuit today when the envelope that Mike Lindell presented to the court turned out to contain nothing but a urine stained copy of The Epoch Times with a cartoon drawing of Trump as king scribbled on the front page in crayon and Alan Dershowitz’s business card. The vote to dismiss was 8-1._

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1648 "2024-03-16T05:12:15Z")

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I swear, only here of all places on the internet would someone use a Bartleby the Scriverner reference.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1649 "2024-03-16T13:21:06Z")

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And any number of posters recognize it.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1650 "2024-03-16T14:11:25Z")

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I did. 🙂

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1651 "2024-03-16T15:44:05Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> The Supreme Court voted to dismiss the latest election fraud lawsuit today when the envelope that Mike Lindell presented to the court turned out to contain nothing but a urine stained copy of The Epoch Times with a cartoon drawing of Trump as king scribbled on the front page in crayon and Alan Dershowitz’s business card. The vote to dismiss was 8-1.

[squints] Are you sure it wasn’t 7-2?

Also, 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1652 "2024-03-16T16:03:45Z")

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Urine stained? I’d think it’d be more like semen stained, with the pages all stuck together.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1653 "2024-03-16T16:09:00Z")

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Other than sending pillows to people that have ordered them, has this guy ever delivered on anything he’s promised? He is at least equal to Trump in that regard, maybe worse.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1654 "2024-03-16T16:19:19Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> The vote to dismiss was 8-1.

Fricking Thomas. 😛

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1655 "2024-03-16T23:14:09Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Other than sending pillows to people that have ordered them, has this guy ever delivered on anything he’s promised?

Those were pillows?

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1656 "2024-03-16T23:39:21Z")

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![](https://c.tenor.com/O13l1rqPF-UAAAAC/tenor.gif)

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1657 "2024-03-17T00:40:15Z")

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I thought the same thing!

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1658 "2024-03-26T18:13:43Z")

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Things continue to go well for Lindell.

> **[Judge evicting Mike Lindell's MyPillow from Minnesota warehouse](https://m.startribune.com/judge-evicting-mike-lindells-mypillow-from-a-shakopee-warehouse-for-unpaid-rent/600354172/?clmob=y&c=n&clmob=y&c=n)**
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> The pillow maker failed to paid rent, the latest in a series of financial woes amid legal battles stemming from founder's debunked claims of 2020 election fraud.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1659 "2024-03-27T12:27:05Z")

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At this point, by the time Dominion wins their case against him there’ll be nothing to collect but empty Kleenex boxes and jars of his urine.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1660 "2024-03-27T14:03:59Z")

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Oh, to have a jar!

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1661 "2024-03-27T14:39:26Z")

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Oh, there’ll be an 800 number to call to order one, any day now.

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1662 "2024-03-27T14:47:20Z")

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Sad that the company that made a nice product and employed a lot of people in a small US town will likely go down the tubes because the owner has cracker-jacks for brains.

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