# Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 3, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095 "2021-02-03T02:51:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1783 "2025-04-18T14:29:54Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> The ‘humble salesman’ was just evicted from his warehouse in MN for non-payment of rent. He probably wonders why Trump didn’t give him a cabinet post.

So many people that are currently in, or trying to make their way into, Trump’s orbit, _especially_ if they’re trying to buy their way into that orbit, need to pay attention to the likes of Lindell and Giuliani. Those two, and I’m sure many, many more, are perfect examples of what happens after Trump gets what he needs from you.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1784 "2025-04-18T15:09:24Z")

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Maybe he’s holding out for an actual cabinet that he can sleep in..?

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1785 "2025-04-18T16:18:07Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> [An 8-ball of cocaine costs between $60 and $150](https://zinniahealth.com/substance-use/cocaine/costs), which is weird because the page says that one gram of cocaine costs between $60 and $200.

I don’t believe that, because an 8-ball was about $150 back in the late 20th century when I had reason to know. Unless blow is surprisingly inflation proof, the $60-$200/gram sounds more reasonable.

In any event, I’m sure Lindell is going to have to trim his toot budget considerably.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1786 "2025-04-18T18:27:28Z")

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> [@DoctorJ](#):
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> > [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> > > [@DoctorJ](#):
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> > > How many 8-balls is that these days?
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> > [An 8-ball of cocaine costs between $60 and $150](https://zinniahealth.com/substance-use/cocaine/costs), which is weird because the page says that one gram of cocaine costs between $60 and $200.
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> I don’t believe that, because an 8-ball was about $150 back in the late 20th century when I had reason to know. Unless blow is surprisingly inflation proof, the $60-$200/gram sounds more reasonable.

I wonder if they meant $60-$150 per gram. So it’s listing a gram as $60-$200 and an 8 ball for $210-$525, which more or less works out. Especially since if you scroll down it looks like they’re sorta trying to combine the numbers from multiple cites.

[Here’s](https://www.unodc.org/unodc/secured/wdr/Cocaine_Heroin_Prices.pdf) one of their cites, interestingly, it shows the prices dropping between 1990 and 2010, though the price remains stable when adjusted for purity, so in that sense, you’re getting less cocaine in your cocaine. Stupid shrinkflation.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1787 "2025-04-18T20:33:38Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Maybe he’s holding out for an actual cabinet that he can sleep in..?

Or a claw machine full of plush animals (that aren’t filled with MyPillow shreds).

[![](https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/presto/2023/02/02/USAT/97e4a9aa-18c2-46b1-b1b5-d37fb7458698-157251_0753.jpg?crop=1499,1998,x750,y0) ](https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/presto/2023/02/02/USAT/97e4a9aa-18c2-46b1-b1b5-d37fb7458698-157251_0753.jpg?crop=1499,1998,x750,y0)

It’s still amazing that the photo isn’t fake and that’s really him.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1788 "2025-04-19T01:35:37Z")

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May be the awesomest thing Mr. Kimmel has pulled off. Even moreso than chicks bouncing on trampolines in slow motion. 🤪

> [@DoctorJ](#):
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> How many 8-balls is that these days?

This should help.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/HKabvhIDvX8/hqdefault.jpg "Its Always Sunny In Phila Dennis and Dee buy two crack-rock for 200.00 lol") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKabvhIDvX8)

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1789 "2025-04-19T02:56:37Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Out of their jobs as the company goes down in flames, and with that on their resumes.

What do you think is happening to the employees of his hero?

> [@DoctorJ](#):
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> I don’t believe that, because an 8-ball was about $150 back in the late 20th century when I had reason to know. Unless blow is surprisingly inflation proof, the $60-$200/gram sounds more reasonable.

You know what drug is inflation proof? Weed. I can buy an ounce of good stuff for the same amount an eighth cost over 30 years ago.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1790 "2025-04-19T04:18:13Z")

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In the interview where he said he wanted to vie for Tim Walz’ seat, he was definitely under the influence of something, most likely alcohol.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1791 "2025-04-19T20:32:28Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> The ‘humble salesman’ was just evicted from his warehouse in MN for non-payment of rent. He probably wonders why Trump didn’t give him a cabinet post.

To be honest, I’m surprised neither Lindell _or_ Rudy were nominated for a cabinet post. Only the best people!

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1792 "2025-04-19T20:37:21Z")

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Trump:  
“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for Me”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1793 "2025-04-19T21:04:02Z")

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Howzat?

[![](https://i.imgur.com/v1HqzVW.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/v1HqzVW.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1794 "2025-04-19T21:16:35Z")

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I hope he doesn’t see it - it will be on a hat before you know it.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1795 "2025-04-19T23:28:45Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> Trump:  
> “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for Me”

He’d actually say “ask what you can do for Trump.”

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1796 "2025-04-25T14:18:15Z")

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This probably shouldn’t be suprising, these bumbling idiots are probably the best lawyers that Mikey can afford now.

> **[Mike Lindell lawyers threatened by judge over briefs loaded with AI-generated...](https://www.rawstory.com/lindell-dominion-2671843170/)**
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> A federal judge put My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell's lawyers "on notice" this week over nearly 30 citations in a legal brief submitted in a defamation lawsuit involving Eric Coomer, the former director of product security and strategy for voting...

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1797 "2025-04-26T02:26:58Z")

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Not yet, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1798 "2025-04-26T02:42:27Z")

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MyPrison. They blew their careers all to hell for that guy? Woof.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1799 "2025-06-04T10:27:47Z")

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Defamation trial begins.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/zmVA6P_wBS8/maxresdefault.jpg "MyPillow CEO goes on trial for defamation") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmVA6P_wBS8)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1800 "2025-06-10T20:08:51Z")

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How’s the trial going, you ask?

> **[Mike Lindell 'constantly scolded' by judge for not answering questions](https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-2672344332/)**
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> A federal judge reportedly scolded MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell on Tuesday for repeatedly rambling with long monologues instead of answering questions on the stand.According to Kyle Clark of 9 News, U.S. District Court Judge Nina Wang became upset with...

> **[MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell takes stand in Denver defamation trial, continues...](https://www.denverpost.com/2025/06/09/mike-lindell-election-conspiracy-defamation-dominion-trial/)**
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> MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Lindell also continued his attacks against Eric Coomer, the former Dominion Voting Systems executive.

Not well. Not well.

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1801 "2025-06-10T20:26:19Z")

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That dude is not well. He needs to be held accountable severely despite his cognitive fracturing.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-bans-mypillow-corporate-account-after-mike-lindell-uses-it-to-circumvent-personal-twitter-ban/932095/1802 "2025-06-10T20:39:44Z")

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