# Twitter feeds you adore **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 29, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255 "2012-10-29T20:41:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/1 "2012-10-29T20:41:27Z")
If you’re not reading @ElBloombito, you’re not living. [https://twitter.com/ElBloombito](https://twitter.com/ElBloombito) Parody of Michael Bloomberg, who has crawled under my skin since forever. And @EveryGentrifier Self explanatory and absolutely priceless, I was gasping for air. It’s run by the same lady who does ElBloombito [https://twitter.com/EveryGentrifier](https://twitter.com/EveryGentrifier) “I only drink craft beer brewed in towns with predominantly white populations of less than 1,000 people” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/2 "2012-10-29T23:22:24Z")
Moved Cafe Society --\> IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/3 "2012-10-30T16:59:55Z")
_bump_ “Tengo 50k followados! Gracias! Tengo mas followadoros than @nygovcuomo!” ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/4 "2012-10-30T17:07:33Z")
I’m in love with Sarcastic Rover: [https://twitter.com/SarcasticRover](https://twitter.com/SarcasticRover) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Dord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@The\_Dord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Dord)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/5 "2012-10-30T17:15:19Z")
@ActuallyNPH (Neil Patrick Harris) is one of my favorites Notable mentions: @alyankovic (Wierd Al) and @donttrythis (Adam Savage). ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/6 "2012-10-30T18:15:16Z")
Wait, is this about favorite Twitter _feeds_ or favorite Twitter _handles_? Because most of those handles, while their content is cool, aren’t that interesting. ---
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/7 "2012-10-30T22:15:36Z")
Whoops, I meant feeds. ---
**Author:** ![FordTaurusSHO94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f07891/32.png) [@FordTaurusSHO94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordTaurusSHO94)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/8 "2012-10-30T23:26:21Z")
The Iron Sheik can be pretty hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Noodles\_Fellicini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Noodles\_Fellicini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noodles_Fellicini)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/9 "2012-10-31T02:21:20Z")
> [@Mauvaise](#): > > I’m in love with Sarcastic Rover: > > [https://twitter.com/SarcasticRover](https://twitter.com/SarcasticRover) Yesterday: “Apple Maps is showing that Hurricane Sandy is heading right for Australia. Krikey!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/10 "2012-10-31T02:25:08Z")
[Horse ebooks](https://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks) is my favorite. It’s a spam bot that posts out of context excerpts from random books. It’s wonderfully surreal. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/11 "2012-10-31T03:18:16Z")
I signed up for Twitter just so I could help bring Ke$ha up to 3 million followers (something she achieved on her birthday this year). I follow one acquaintance on Twitter because he asked me to, but I don’t bother ever reading his tweets. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/12 "2012-10-31T13:26:21Z")
> [@lindsaybluth](#): > > Whoops, I meant feeds. Fixed. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/13 "2012-10-31T14:24:06Z")
Honest Toddler is my favorite. “Have you ever wanted to tell someone how much they mean to you and then realized that cake doesn’t have ears?” ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/14 "2012-10-31T14:32:22Z")
Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom It’s very interesting to see who will win: Him or the combined forces of Hollywood and the US Government. My money’s on him. Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack Very funny. Left wing. “Somebody please alert Connecticut authorities to get my power restored ASAP so I can begin the important work of healing with laughter.” Jay Severin @Jay\_Severin Very funny. Right wing. The Drudge Report @DRUDGE\_REPORT Obviously. Goldman Sachs Elevator Gossip @GSElevator Probably my all time favorite. Every post is absolutely hilarious. “#1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker.” “#1: Most people don’t understand that God cast them as extras in this movie.” “#1: The best thing about being a pathological liar is having a ginormous cock.” “#1: Hey, do you have change for a $20? #2: $20’s are change, bro.” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/15 "2012-10-31T20:28:47Z")
Paul Bissonnette, aka @BizNasty2point0" from the Phoenix Coyotes. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/twitter-feeds-you-adore/639255/16 "2013-03-04T18:36:41Z")
[Condescending Wonka](https://twitter.com/WiseWillyWonka) [ul] [li]Oh, I tried to grab fog, but I mist.[/li][li]Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues[/li][/ul] [Single Mom Survives](https://twitter.com/SnglMomSurvives) [ul] [li]I don’t love my neighbor because he snow blows my driveway for me, but because he yells “fuck you, you shit” at the snow as he does it.[/li][li]Why haven’t all the people that use 4 square been stalked and thrown in a trunk yet? Someone is slacking. Get on that.[/li][/ul] [Florida Man](https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan) [ul] [li]Florida Man Claims He Shot At Walmart Shoplifter’s Car So Cops Could Find It Later [http://t.co/QSIWmd1kXH[/li][li]Florida](http://t.co/QSIWmd1kXH%5B/li%5D%5Bli%5DFlorida) Man Gave Teller Full Name While Robbing Bank | [http://bit.ly/YPMA9q[/li][li]Florida](http://bit.ly/YPMA9q%5B/li%5D%5Bli%5DFlorida) Man Attempting Home Invasion Scared Off By Windex, Calls 911 To Claim Crowbar He Left At Scene Was Stolen [bit.ly/WkGuji](http://bit.ly/WkGuji)[/li][/ul]