# Two #2 questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-2-questions/302833>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 7, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-2-questions/302833 "2005-05-07T17:26:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-2-questions/302833/21 "2005-05-08T04:21:08Z")

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Whatever you do, be sure to protect your nuts from [toilet squirrels.](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005202744,00.html)

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-2-questions/302833/22 "2005-05-08T04:43:08Z")

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> [@MagicEyes](#):
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> Whatever you do, be sure to protect your nuts from [toilet squirrels.](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005202744,00.html)

I realize that _is_ **The Sun** , but how is that even news? That’s barely even an anecdote you tell your friends about what happened to you this weekend.

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