# Two and a Half Inches of Fun: can't we just ban his troll ass and have done with it?

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**Created:** [July 10, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007 "2008-07-10T17:41:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/121 "2008-07-11T23:29:41Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
There is a simpler explanation, of course, and that is, in the course of free exchange of ideas and argument, the conservative slant has become so discredited that reasonable minds have abandoned it. It doesn’t require conspiracy or collussion, simply a function of an argumentive dialectic.

Simple. Occam’s Phazer.  
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You can’t be serious about this. If that were true, wouldn’t America reflect a similar liberal:conservative ratio to the sdmb?

Or are you one of those “dopers are _way_ smarter than everyone else” idiots?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/122 "2008-07-11T23:30:47Z")

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[QUOTE=don’t ask]  
I guess you would know, the original pre-internet trolls being Norse and all. 🙂  
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Watch it or I’ll gore you with my helmet. 😉

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/123 "2008-07-11T23:34:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Gukumatz]  
I don’t think this list, on it’s own, is conclusive to a verdict of sub-bridge-denizen, but once you start posting his OPs . . . One of the reasons he’s such a _successful_ troll is because he’s obviously very careful about toeing the line. It’s easy to see through, when you break it down into patterns, but a single observation of him in his natural habitat can appear relatively harmless.  
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This is the kind of “logic” that will allow you to support your preconceived opinion with confirmation bias, and dismiss any evidence to the contrary.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/124 "2008-07-11T23:37:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
It’s not just the threads he starts-or at least, not the names of said threads. It’s HOW he posts them, how he posts to any thread, and how he acts.

Basically, the way he presents himself.  
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Rubbish. It’s what some people perceive about HOW he posts them, how he posts to any thread, and how he acts.

Basically, the way they choose to take him.

There are plenty of others who just take his posts at face value without the need to label him a troll. Most of the questionable ones are in the Pit after all aren’t they? Who goes there looking for reasoned discourse?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/125 "2008-07-11T23:46:27Z")

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[QUOTE=magellan01]  
(bolding mine)

It appears that you, too, should reread what I wrote. Show me where I said what you conclude here.  
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Ah, yes, the “go back though twenty of my posts and tell me what I said” defence. Sorry, I’m not interested enough to waste my time futher. You have given the clear impression that you believe **2.5** was suspended, in part or entirely, based on his politics. If this was not what you intended to say, next time try to be a little more clear.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/126 "2008-07-12T00:02:51Z")

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[QUOTE=don’t ask]  
Rubbish. It’s what some people perceive about HOW he posts them, how he posts to any thread, and how he acts.

Basically, the way they choose to take him.

There are plenty of others who just take his posts at face value without the need to label him a troll. Most of the questionable ones are in the Pit after all aren’t they? Who goes there looking for reasoned discourse?  
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Or, someone’s just pissed because he wasted his money and trying to blame the rest of us?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/127 "2008-07-12T00:16:49Z")

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[QUOTE=don’t ask]  
I Listed below are the first page of the search of threads he has started with the number of views and the odd editorial comment for context. I love the way people can choose to characterize him as a remorseless troll supposedly playing some fiendish mind game with us, his intellectual betters. Yet **most** threads he starts receive polite interest.

So which ones are trolling?  
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I didn’t characterize him that way. **Cervaise** certainly did, and though I don’t necessarily agree, the bluntness of his response really cracked me up.

There is no ambiguity, however. **Marley23** , [in this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=475080), has stated precisely which threads were the primary contributers to the Mods’ decision.

If you feel that there should be a higher minimum number of threads required to deem someone as having been deliberately trolling, I’ll be happy to listen to your argument.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/128 "2008-07-12T00:30:29Z")

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[QUOTE=magellan01]  
\*\* I think he was banned not so much for his strange and extreme positions, but because they were strange and extreme that was too far to the right. \*\*I think calling him a troll is wishful thinking. There are those who cannot fathom that someone would have a position so far from their own. If they do, especially if it deviates wildly from the groupthink that can occur here, that person MUST be posting to just cause others angst, not because they have a position they sincerely want to explore.

This reflects as poorly on the SMDB as some think 2.5 does.  
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Bolding is mine–sc

Perhaps your first post in this thread wasn’t clear enough. I can see how many here would think you were talking about Conservatives vs. Liberals. Of course, you weren’t. You just didn’t choose your words carefully enough. 🙂

Care to expand on what you meant by my bolded part?

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/129 "2008-07-12T00:36:46Z")

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[QUOTE=El\_Kabong]  
Ah, yes, the “go back though twenty of my posts and tell me what I said” defence. Sorry, I’m not interested enough to waste my time futher. You have given the clear impression that you believe **2.5** was suspended, in part or entirely, based on his politics. If this was not what you intended to say, next time try to be a little more clear.  
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Ahh, very good. “In part” being the operative phrase. Now that we’ve determined what I’ve actually said, feel free to ask a question. Or not.

And I thoroughly enjoy the humor in you 1) mischaracterizing what I said, 2) going back and seeing that you were in error and correcting yourself, then 3) turning it into my fault for simply wanting to be held responsible for things I did say and not things I didn’t say.

Now smash yourself over your head with an electric guitar a few times and we’re good.

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/130 "2008-07-12T00:40:08Z")

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[QUOTE=samclem]  
Bolding is mine–sc

Perhaps your first post in this thread wasn’t clear enough. I can see how many here would think you were talking about Conservatives vs. Liberals. Of course, you weren’t. You just didn’t choose your words carefully enough. 🙂

Care to expand on what you meant by my bolded part?  
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Sure. That there is more tolerance in posting extreme positions if those positions are off the left side of the scale as opposed to the right.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/131 "2008-07-12T00:53:31Z")

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[QUOTE=magellan01]  
Sure. That there is more tolerance in posting extreme positions if those positions are off the left side of the scale as opposed to the right.  
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Actually, some of 2.5’s stated beliefs were extremely leftist, or at least that how I assume constitutional amendments securing the rights of homosexuals and the right to an abortion could be viewed. He submitted a list of his core beliefs once and politically they looked all over the place to me.

I respectfully request a response to my post #107.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/132 "2008-07-12T00:54:55Z")

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[QUOTE=magellan01]  
Ahh, very good. “In part” being the operative phrase. Now that we’ve determined what I’ve actually said, feel free to ask a question. Or not.  
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OK. What, other than your own opinion, is your evidence that bias played a part in **2.5** ’s suspension?

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/133 "2008-07-12T00:59:45Z")

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[QUOTE=El\_Kabong]  
I didn’t characterize him that way. **Cervaise** certainly did, and though I don’t necessarily agree, the bluntness of his response really cracked me up.

There is no ambiguity, however. **Marley23** , [in this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=475080), has stated precisely which threads were the primary contributers to the Mods’ decision.

If you feel that there should be a higher minimum number of threads required to deem someone as having been deliberately trolling, I’ll be happy to listen to your argument.  
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The linked thread from **Marley23** contains two of the threads in my list but only one has a warning, the Kennedy thread. His felony thread is just closed with a reference to his suspension.

As I noted another thread was started about whether it was appropriate to close the Kennedy thread. For mine the stupid OP was no dumber than Helms thread to which it referred.

Another warning is in January in a thread where he asked if he should join and was told by a moderator that he was a troll but not because of anything he said in that thread.

The final link is to a thread where 2.5 posted this

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> I go into whatever line I want unless the store has enough lanes and has all of the lanes open. If the store is not going to have enough lanes open, I should not have to suffer. If I have 4o items and I want to go into the express lane that is between me and the store. I have never been told by a store employee to go to a different line. This completely different than the handicap parking situation. There is no express lane law. It is just a policy the store has and the store is free to disregard it which they always do. I think of it as more of a suggestion.

in a thread about express lane decorum at the supermarket. Again he was warned because

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> This is an official warning for trolling. The body of your work here on the SDMB is that of a troll.

. I take that to mean “this post isn’t trolling but you are a troll.”

I am not going to invest any emotional energy in pursuit of this but it strikes me that it almost requires that kind of predisposition exhibited in two of the warnings to get wound up about any of these posts.

The Kennedy post is a stupid post about a tasteless thread.

The felony thread is just an ill thought out OP from someone with a barbaric sense of justice.

His attitude towards express lanes is that of a jerk but I don’t see anything jerkish about the post.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/134 "2008-07-12T01:16:40Z")

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[QUOTE=magellan01]  
I repeat, you were begging the question. If you as a mod seriously can’t see how you were, you have more serious problems than simple bias.[/question]

What question do you think I am begging?

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> Actually, if you wanted to adopt a stance of fairness and logic it would be, \*at least \*“one”. And that’s twice now you nudge Frank to "clarify’ his own remarks. Tell me, what is it about his statement that you think needs clarifying. It seems rather clearly put to me. Why invite him to be complicit in the mistakes, or lies, you craft.

My mistake. **Frank** expressed no disagreement with the assessment of trolldom in discussion, so I made the assumption that he agreed with it. I overlooked his post in this thread.

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> You know, I haven’t really dealt with you much, and while I often disagree with the mods, I have been of the mind that most, if not all of them, were fairly smart. You’re causing me to rethink that kneejerk position. And, no, “basically” (nice weaselly recasting of my position) I’ve said no such thing. Of course, feel free to show me where I did. And how about we substitute “actually” for “basically”?

Are you or are you not claiming that we made the decision to suspend **2.5** on the basis of the political content of his threads? Please state clearly what your position is.

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> Nice try. It’s whether this board tilts left, the moderators with it. And if “fair” can fairly be defined from the consensus of the board members. Especially when it comes to things political.

Unless you can demonstrate that we make decisions on the basis of politics, this is, once again, irrelevant.

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> Bullshit yourself. How can you put a mod cap on over that dunce cap? Being influenced by one’s political bent does NOT equal making decisions on that basis. Sheesh. You may want to ask a fellow mod to help you with the logic of this off line. And if your notion of being guided by pure reason and fairness is being shattered, you should consider it a good thing. Ignorance being fought and all that.

So if we are NOT making decisions on the basis of our political orientation, what exactly is the problem?

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> and if you think it’s libel, or slander, or “ohh, he’s being mean to me”, sue me. I’d buy ticket to see you explain to the judge why you filed suit. So get off your high fucking horse. You’re one of the guys who moderates a discussion board on the internet. You want to do a good job? Great. You want to try to leave your biases at the door, Terrific. To insist that you do is idiocy.

If anything, I deliberately try to err on the side of giving more leeway to posters who express views contrary to my own. I’m sure I have warned/cautioned many more posters for anti-conservative cracks in GQ than otherwise. If you want to try to demonstrate bias in my moderating against those who don’t share my views, it’s up to you to produce some actual evidence rather that insisting it must necessarily be true. The fact that you believe this says much more about your own pinched viewpoint than it does about reality.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/135 "2008-07-12T01:23:01Z")

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Honestly, I’m not all that het up about the situation either, so I’ll comment on just the points below and leave it at that.

[QUOTE=don’t ask]  
The Kennedy post is a stupid post about a tasteless thread.  
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As was discussed in a followup thread, at any time he could have objected to the tone of the Helms thread _in the thread itself_, which he never bothered to post to. Plenty of other people had no trouble objecting in that manner. It’s hard not to get the impression that he was grandstanding.

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> The felony thread is just an ill thought out OP from someone with a barbaric sense of justice.

I’ve gotta disagree. He was taking some flack for his (rather extreme) position in the ‘chemical castration’ thread and it doesn’t seem a wild leap into illogic to think that he might have launched the other one just to piss people off further.

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> His attitude towards express lanes is that of a jerk but I don’t see anything jerkish about the post.

Well, you’ve got me there. I’m afraid that distinction’s a little too subtle for me.

Seriously, though, we all can argue endlessly (and apparently always will) about what constitutes a sufficient degree of jerkitude to result in a Mod action, but my main point is that there is no particular mystery as to what sorts of things got him suspended.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/136 "2008-07-12T01:35:11Z")

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This little gem is what crossed the line for me.

> **[Vaginal lubrication in prepubescent girls](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=466151)**
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> Is there any difference between the vaginal lubrication of a prepubescent girl and an adult woman? Does a prepubescent girl have increased vaginal lubrication during sexual arousal? NSFW—graphic female genitalia. You need to remove the space between...

If this joker lives near you you better hope he’s a troll.

Oh yeah, **don’t ask** , you should be really proud of yourself.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/137 "2008-07-12T01:52:33Z")

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[QUOTE=El\_Kabong]  
Seriously, though, we all can argue endlessly (and apparently always will) about what constitutes a sufficient degree of jerkitude to result in a Mod action, but my main point is that there is no particular mystery as to what sorts of things got him suspended.  
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Yeah I can see how it all comes about and I concede all your impressions may be correct it’s just, as I said, you have to presuppose things to assume he is trolling.

Grandstanding isn’t, to my knowledge, trolling. And you yourself admit you assume he starts the felony thread because it will piss people off.

I find the accusation of trolling in the express lane thread bizarre. Does the moderator know that 2.5 **doesn’t** act in the way he says he does and is just saying it get a rise? Or does the moderator object to him revealing how jerkish his behaviour is.

Mind you on checking this and seeing **Omegaman** ’s link, an explanation for why the question was being asked would have been an improvement. No good reason for having the thought springs to my mind.

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**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/138 "2008-07-12T01:56:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]  
Actually, some of 2.5’s stated beliefs were extremely leftist, or at least that how I assume constitutional amendments securing the rights of homosexuals and the right to an abortion could be viewed. He submitted a list of his core beliefs once and politically they looked all over the place to me.

I respectfully request a response to my post #107.  
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I actually never paid too much attention to 2.5, and rarely contributed to those threads. I would often scan them (GD and The Pit), but rarely posted in them, so I’m not sure of the full range of his politics. I did notice from what I did read, that most of his extremism, and most of the vitriol delivered his way had to do with threads and posts that were more “extreme right” in nature. This impression was supported by the reasons cited for his suspension. And defense thereof.

[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers (Post 107)]

[QUOTE=magellan01]

Once that happens, the true value of their positions don’t matter much  
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Oh, please. 2.5 was invited to explain the true value of his position on legal castration and felony execution repeatedly. He either ignored such requests or found (or claimed to find) hairsplitting semantic justifications for his position. Though some users did label him “troll”, many others (myself included) did not, and made the effort to give his arguments serious analysis, even far more than deserved.  
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The comment you were responding to was a general one. It had to do with when a collective stance, held by a majority, is assumed to be correct and a tendency surfaces to demonize or marginalize all counter opinions. Especially those that go to the underlying orthodoxy. This can simply shut down debate, which is often the desire.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/139 "2008-07-12T02:07:47Z")

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[QUOTE=magellan01]  
I repeat, you were begging the question. If you as a mod seriously can’t see how you were, you have more serious problems than simple bias.  
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What question do you think I am begging? Whether \*\*2.5 \*\* was trolling, or whether he was suspended because the administration is politically biased against right wing opinions?

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> Actually, if you wanted to adopt a stance of fairness and logic it would be, \*at least \*“one”. And that’s twice now you nudge Frank to "clarify’ his own remarks. Tell me, what is it about his statement that you think needs clarifying. It seems rather clearly put to me. Why invite him to be complicit in the mistakes, or lies, you craft.

My mistake. **Frank** expressed no disagreement with the assessment of trolldom in discussion, so I made the assumption that he agreed with it. I overlooked his post in this thread.

> [@](#):
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> You know, I haven’t really dealt with you much, and while I often disagree with the mods, I have been of the mind that most, if not all of them, were fairly smart. You’re causing me to rethink that kneejerk position. And, no, “basically” (nice weaselly recasting of my position) I’ve said no such thing. Of course, feel free to show me where I did. And how about we substitute “actually” for “basically”?

Are you or are you not claiming that we made the decision to suspend **2.5** on the basis of the political content of his threads? Please state clearly what your position is.

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> Nice try. It’s whether this board tilts left, the moderators with it. And if “fair” can fairly be defined from the consensus of the board members. Especially when it comes to things political.

Unless you can demonstrate that we make decisions on the basis of politics, this is, once again, irrelevant.

> [@](#):
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> Bullshit yourself. How can you put a mod cap on over that dunce cap? Being influenced by one’s political bent does NOT equal making decisions on that basis. Sheesh. You may want to ask a fellow mod to help you with the logic of this off line. And if your notion of being guided by pure reason and fairness is being shattered, you should consider it a good thing. Ignorance being fought and all that.

So if we are NOT making decisions on the basis of our political orientation, what exactly is the problem?

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> and if you think it’s libel, or slander, or “ohh, he’s being mean to me”, sue me. I’d buy ticket to see you explain to the judge why you filed suit. So get off your high fucking horse. You’re one of the guys who moderates a discussion board on the internet. You want to do a good job? Great. You want to try to leave your biases at the door, Terrific. To insist that you do is idiocy.

If anything, I deliberately try to err on the side of giving more leeway to posters who express views contrary to my own. I’m sure I have warned/cautioned many more posters for anti-conservative cracks in GQ than otherwise. If you want to try to demonstrate bias in my moderating against those who don’t share my views, it’s up to you to produce some actual evidence rather that insisting it must necessarily be true. The fact that you believe this says much more about your own blinkered viewpoint than it does about reality.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-and-a-half-inches-of-fun-cant-we-just-ban-his-troll-ass-and-have-done-with-it/456007/140 "2008-07-12T02:15:28Z")

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[QUOTE=don’t ask]  
The linked thread from **Marley23** contains two of the threads in my list but only one has a warning, the Kennedy thread. His felony thread is just closed with a reference to his suspension.  
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Uh, no.

From [Do you want me to join SDMB?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9426682&posted=1#post9426682)

> [@fluiddruid](#):
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> You’ve made it exceptionally clear through this thread (among many others) that your purpose here is to get a rise out of our users and to cause trouble. To date, you haven’t been warned. While I can’t speak for other moderators, I do try to give guests the benefit of the doubt.
> 
> You have exceeded that benefit a long time ago. You’re a troll. Knock it off or you will be banned.

From [the express lane thread:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9790040&postcount=100)

> [@Frank](#):
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> This is an official warning for trolling. The body of your work here on the SDMB is that of a troll. If you wish to remain a member, you’ll need to change your style.

[The Kennedy thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=474331):

> [@Colibri](#):
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> I have to agree with that this is nothing more than blatant trolling, and not a serious Pit thread. Knock this crap off, Two and a Half Inches of Fun, or you’ll be out of here.
> 
> ETA: And before you try to contend this is some kind of parody of the other thread, it’s not. It’s too moronic to be a parody.

A few of his other greatest hits:  
[It will be hilarious when Obama loses](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=474222)[Did Vincent Gallo ejaculate in Chloë Sevigny’s mouth?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=473092)  
[I pit the world and me and you](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=472057)  
[Vaginal lubrication in prepubescent girls](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=466151)  
[Homophobia in Great Debates - Officially endorsed by SDMB moderators?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=465237)  
[Questions for Catholics - Heroism Virtue in Kidnapping/Brain-washing a Jewish child](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=459644)  
[Why can’t you say fat people are disgusting?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=452193)  
[Should we tax fat people?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=452096)

Politics my ass. I don’t like using the T word at all because of the degree of psychologizing involved - it’s hard to prove conclusively and people here can’t stand it when that happens. 😉 But the guy had a long pattern of being as inflammatory as possible.

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