# Two bears! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529 "2003-11-11T02:31:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/1 "2003-11-11T02:31:55Z")
_A bear?_ _A bear?_ ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/2 "2003-11-11T03:34:28Z")
**swampbear** and **gobear**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/3 "2003-11-11T03:52:09Z")
What about **NoClueBear**? Oooh… \*\*LobsBear Polybear Bearman Doors, USAF ViBearLostWages Tars Bearkas UncleBear Homebear ABearSthrnAccnt\*\* someone stop me… ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/4 "2003-11-11T04:11:21Z")
Was there a point to this? ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/5 "2003-11-11T12:52:51Z")
Going to Azerbaijan. Be back in a couple of hours. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/6 "2003-11-11T13:36:39Z")
How’s it goin’, bear? ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/7 "2003-11-11T13:51:14Z")
Stop! I can’t bear it any longer! (Hey… It was there! 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/8 "2003-11-11T13:54:35Z")
Two bears walk into a bar … ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/9 "2003-11-11T14:00:49Z")
… to get beary drunk ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/10 "2003-11-11T14:06:05Z")
Bear bear bear Bear bear bear bear Bear bear bear bear MUSHROOM MUSHROOM ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/11 "2003-11-11T14:24:21Z")
…bearing up under the strain. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/12 "2003-11-11T14:28:03Z")
Everyone look out! They have an egg yolk, a shallot, a little tarragon vinegar, and butter, and they _know how to use them!!!_ What, you’ve never made a **béar** naise sauce? ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/13 "2003-11-11T15:41:10Z")
Please, Cecil, forgive me. I never intended to create such a bastion of bad puns. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/14 "2003-11-11T16:14:40Z")
Oh yes you did. You’re not getting out of this that easy. If that OP wasn’t bear-baiting I don’t know what is! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/15 "2003-11-11T17:28:06Z")
DNFTB ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/16 "2003-11-11T18:20:52Z")
Oops! Sorry, B\_D … 😛 ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/17 "2003-11-11T18:38:54Z")
This thread is unbearably bad. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/18 "2003-11-11T19:58:46Z")
Beary interesting… ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/19 "2003-11-11T20:10:03Z")
What the hell is this about? I accidentally hit submit twice. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/20 "2003-11-11T20:55:50Z")
**Rico** , didn’t you mean _bearly_ interesting? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529.md?page=2)