# Two bears! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529 "2003-11-11T02:31:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/21 "2003-11-11T22:18:25Z")
Yeah. It was started on Ilsa’s double-post. I think I had one too many Bawls. And it’s spun out of control. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/22 "2003-11-11T22:39:43Z")
Well, you know what they say. Grin and … You know Gadfly you really shouldn’t grind your teeth like that. It’s not good for them 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/23 "2003-11-11T22:52:08Z")
Some of my gay friends tell me I could be a bear. Others say I’m not beary enough, and I’m only a cub. Unfortunately, I’m not really into the whole gay thing so much, so I think that just makes me “hairy with a beer gut.” Nuts ---
**Author:** ![Yumanite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b487fb/32.png) [@Yumanite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumanite)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/24 "2003-11-11T23:25:14Z")
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I’ll have a … … … …a beer." The bartender replies, “Why the big paws?” ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/25 "2003-11-11T23:32:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gadfly \* > \*\*Please, Cecil, forgive me. I never intended to create such a bastion of bad puns. \*\* This thread may have lost its bearing, but still, no need to bear a grudge. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/26 "2003-11-11T23:47:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Yumanite \* > \*\*A bear walks into a bar and says, "I’ll have a … > > … > … > > …a beer." > > The bartender replies, “Why the big paws?” \*\* Oh, the 'umanity!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/27 "2003-11-12T00:46:52Z")
You thought the OP was spontaneous, but I can tell **Gadfly** re-ursa’d it… ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/28 "2003-11-12T01:53:55Z")
What, no 1920’s style death ray bear? ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/29 "2003-11-12T01:55:30Z")
…DEAR OG, MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! ---
**Author:** ![DaisyFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@DaisyFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaisyFace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/30 "2003-11-12T02:15:55Z")
I’m sure you only have to bear with it a little longer. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/31 "2003-11-12T02:26:04Z")
No! No! No - I can’t… NO! NO! LALALALALALALALALALA. LALALALALALALALA. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/32 "2003-11-12T02:33:26Z")
Yogi, Yogi, Yogi! Bare yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/33 "2003-11-12T14:34:52Z")
Hey, if they make this thread into a movie, I nominate Ursa-la Andress to be the star. ---
**Author:** ![Yumanite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b487fb/32.png) [@Yumanite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumanite)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/34 "2003-11-15T00:53:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ponder Stibbons \* > \*\*Oh, the 'umanity!! 😃 \*\* Something to ponder, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/35 "2003-11-15T01:05:42Z")
What the fuck is this thread doing? ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/36 "2003-11-15T18:52:20Z")
You made two bears! Undo it! Undo it! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/37 "2003-11-15T19:01:46Z")
Sweet! Another Bear thread. ---
**Author:** ![Dutch\_George](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dutch\_George](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dutch_George)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/38 "2003-11-16T07:48:51Z")
When this thread becomes history it will slip into the past tense and the the Bears will invoke the spirit of ZZ Top by becoming two Beards. And Frank will still be the ironic one. ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/39 "2003-11-16T11:33:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF \* > \*\*You made two bears! Undo it! Undo it! \*\* Hey, gentle ben, over here. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/40 "2003-11-16T11:44:18Z")
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