# Two bears! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529 "2003-11-11T02:31:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/41 "2003-11-16T13:13:27Z")
Does eat oats And bears eat oats And little lambs eat ivy … No, there’s something wrong here … :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/42 "2003-11-16T13:31:17Z")
I have a horse. And four bears! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/43 "2003-11-16T13:47:01Z")
What do your fore bears have to do with it? ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/44 "2003-11-16T14:13:25Z")
_Picnic time for teddy bears, The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today. Watch them, catch them unaware, They never have any cares!_ Don’t ask ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/45 "2003-11-16T17:25:57Z")
This can only have a grizzly end. ---
**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/46 "2003-11-16T17:59:30Z")
So this bear walks 1 mile south and west and north and then runs into a hunter and eats him. What color is the bear? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/47 "2003-11-16T18:34:10Z")
White! The fur is white, anyways. The skin is black. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/48 "2003-11-16T19:40:50Z")
Just pass me the honey pot, please. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/49 "2003-11-16T19:56:23Z")
So, this bear was good tempered one moment, violent the next. He was a bi-polar bear. ---
**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/50 "2003-11-16T20:41:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*White! > > The fur is white, anyways. The skin is black. \*\* Actually, in this case, the bear is dark brown blending to red blending to pink–you try keeping your fur white with that kind of meal:D ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/51 "2003-11-16T20:48:08Z")
I just ate a Panda! Finger Ling Ling good! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/52 "2003-11-17T01:44:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I just ate a Panda! > Finger Ling Ling good! \*\* You’re just trying to panda to those punsters amongst us. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/53 "2003-11-17T01:59:04Z")
OK, **Chefguy** , could I get you to scootch over a little closer to **NoClueBoy**? Ah, a perfect Kodiak moment! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/54 "2003-11-17T07:22:29Z")
Anyone need to cuddle an **EddyTeddyFreddy** bear? I heard you mutter “Ack, what a grizzly fate,” **NoClueBoy**. **Gadfly** , you shouldn’t panda to the Doper love of puns. How does a Bedouin execute a condemned ursine? He uses a bearnoose. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/55 "2003-11-17T07:25:43Z")
Sorry about the panda/pun line, **Chefguy** – I forgot to read the second page before posting. Yes, it’s the truth. Are you calling me a bearfaced liar? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/56 "2003-11-17T08:06:16Z")
Time to bring the kung-fu bear: [http://www.thefranklinclub.ca/john\_west\_salmon.htm](http://www.thefranklinclub.ca/john_west_salmon.htm) That John West Salmon ad is still fresh! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/57 "2003-11-17T14:11:44Z")
This Thread is a big Boo-Boo And full of Pooh. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/58 "2003-11-17T14:23:26Z")
Yes, but I did manage to find me a pic-a-nic basket. ---
**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/59 "2003-11-17T14:41:32Z")
Remember kids, only YOU can prevent pun threads! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/60 "2003-11-17T16:19:58Z")
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