# Two bears! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529 "2003-11-11T02:31:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/61 "2003-11-17T16:39:13Z")
Is this thread one of the worst ever… Does a bear shit in the woods? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/62 "2003-11-17T17:22:36Z")
All right! Koala you guys doin’ the puns: STOP IT! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/63 "2003-11-17T17:33:11Z")
Ya know some threads are so inane they are just down right embearassing! > [@](#): > > _Originally Posted by Homebrew:_ > swampbear and gobear. Oh, to be in the middle of a **Homebrew** and **gobear** sandwich. \ ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/64 "2003-11-17T17:35:42Z")
I’ve posted to this thread so much I’ve become a grizzly veteran. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/65 "2003-11-17T20:19:31Z")
This sort of humor is best served with a bearnaise sauce. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/66 "2003-11-17T20:54:51Z")
[sliding wildly] bear greased skids!!! [/sliding wildly] ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/67 "2003-11-17T21:47:11Z")
Kermit the Frog (giving driving directions): “Bear left.” Fozzie Bear: “FROG RIGHT!” ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/68 "2003-11-18T00:10:11Z")
You should be frogmarched right out of here for that! ---
**Author:** ![Yumanite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b487fb/32.png) [@Yumanite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumanite)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/69 "2003-11-18T00:55:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ponder Stibbons \* > \*\*You should be frogmarched right out of here for that! \*\* Nah, he’s just gonna get toad off. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/70 "2003-11-18T01:12:43Z")
I coulda toad you that. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/71 "2003-11-18T01:20:19Z")
I think I might croak. But what about the bunny rabbit that is the butt of a certain bear joke? ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/72 "2003-11-18T09:01:52Z")
So Chris Chandler and Anthony Thomas walk into a bar and . . . oh, you’ve heard this one! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/73 "2003-11-18T14:50:54Z")
So Hank Hightower walks into a bar… And I’m reserving the **gobear/Homebrew** fantasy room today, **swampbear**! I’ve been signed up for months… 😉 **jayjaybear** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/74 "2003-11-18T16:19:49Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally Posted by jayjay:_ > And I’m reserving the gobear/Homebrew fantasy room today, swampbear! I’ve been signed up for months… Heck, just jump on into the pile. We’ll make room. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/75 "2003-11-18T16:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by swampbear \* > \*\*Heck, just jump on into the pile. We’ll make room. 😉 \*\* Mmmmm…bearpile… _stops_ _clanks down the lid on that one_ Okay, that was NOT a work-appropriate thought process… ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/76 "2003-11-18T16:29:30Z")
_swoons_ :: fans self :: Oh, my. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529/77 "2003-11-18T16:55:04Z")
Heh. Get back to me after 5. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-bears/212529.md?page=3)