# two girls one cup...fake? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530 "2008-01-14T21:32:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/41 "2008-01-15T20:20:29Z")
[QUOTE=KGS] Eviscerating testicles from the scrotum isn’t as simple as popping peanuts from a shell, as the video would suggest. [/QUOTE] Ah, thank you for that. Had I been riding the fence about seeking out the video, my quest would end right after reading that sentence. [Garth Marenghi] Blood? Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick. [/Garth Marenghi] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/42 "2008-01-15T20:33:46Z")
:eek: I just had to go and Google it didn’t I? I just had to watch it didn’t I? I could’ve just taken everyone’s word for it, but no. No. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY EYES! It’s fake It’s fake It’s fake It’s fake. Please Og, let it be fake. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/43 "2008-01-15T20:46:44Z")
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach] Oh, ok. I thought it was going to be something weird. [/QUOTE] At least it’s not a foot fetish video. They’re even sicker because feet are nowhere _near_ the naughty bits. At least poo comes from around there. And feet _smell_ too. Oh wait. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/44 "2008-01-15T20:50:23Z")
What’s the big deal? I’ve seen my dogs do this exact same thing. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/45 "2008-01-15T20:57:37Z")
My friend called me and told me to “open this website.” All I could think of afterward was, “oh, you fucking whore. I opened it on my work computer!” I couldn’t get passed the “cup” sequence. I had no idea there was a barf-o-rama involved. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/46 "2008-01-15T21:31:47Z")
[QUOTE=Frosted Glass] The reaction videos are classic. I love watching everyone’s faces go from completely normal and uninterested to shocked in seconds. [/QUOTE] They are great. My brother made our mother watch it and filmed her. My mom: “:::gag:::I hope that’s oatmeal:::gag:::” It was hilarious. I refuse to watch it, even to see if it might be fake. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/47 "2008-01-15T21:39:43Z")
[QUOTE=Nutty Bunny] They are great. My brother made our mother watch it and filmed her. My mom: “:::gag:::I hope that’s oatmeal:::gag:::” It was hilarious. I refuse to watch it, even to see if it might be fake. [/QUOTE] You showed your _Mother_? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Pithy\_Moniker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Pithy\_Moniker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pithy_Moniker)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/48 "2008-01-15T22:23:38Z")
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu] :eek: I just had to go and Google it didn’t I? I just had to watch it didn’t I? I could’ve just taken everyone’s word for it, but no. No. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY EYES! [/QUOTE] There there, rest easy. In time you will be (mostly) whole again. The nausea will pass and your eyes will quit burning. The scars in your memory are forever though. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/49 "2008-01-15T22:26:33Z")
[QUOTE=Baraqiyal] I wonder if our resident prison doc would be willing to weigh in on this. [/QUOTE] I really hope that current US prison doctors don’t have any experience with that. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/50 "2008-01-15T22:32:21Z")
Those of you who like the reactions of people watching this kinda stuff should check out [the First Goatse Pool](http://www.flickr.com/groups/firstgoatse/pool/) on Flickr. This link is 100% safe. They even got [Ron Jeremy](http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrneutron/73032653/). ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/51 "2008-01-16T01:08:34Z")
No way, I fell for Tubgirl and Goatse, no fucking way I’m watching 2g1c. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/52 "2008-01-16T01:52:30Z")
Goatse really isn’t that bad, tubgirl is pretty sick though. I’ve seen a series of pictures of the goatse guy, it’s actually kind of fascinating. I think he’s almost at the point where the hip bones are more of a limiting factor than the elasticity of the skin. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/53 "2008-01-16T02:55:00Z")
_::Sigh::_ I remember my first Goatse… you can never go back home again. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/54 "2008-01-16T03:20:33Z")
Thank Og Goatse and Tubgirl are just stills. If either has made a video, just you keep your little yap shut about it, ok? ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/55 "2008-01-16T03:28:34Z")
Oh, Tub Girl is definitely a video. I am pretty sure Goatse is too. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/56 "2008-01-16T03:42:47Z")
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu] You showed your _Mother_? :eek: [/QUOTE] Well hell, my mother was the one who first told \*me \*about it! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sockmunkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Sockmunkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sockmunkey)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/57 "2008-01-16T03:59:29Z")
Ok, when I first read the thread title my first thought was of two girls with only one boob between them. My “WTF” meter just redlined. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/58 "2008-01-17T00:09:42Z")
Yeah, I think it’s fake. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/59 "2008-01-17T06:23:07Z")
Gee, and I thought my having to tell my mom to google felching because I wasn’t about to tell her what it is was uncomfortable. I saw goatse, I saw tubgirl, I will not watch this video, but some of those reaction videos were priceless. I’m sure it’s faked, but since I know what’s being faked…no thanks. ---
**Author:** ![DrCube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@DrCube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrCube)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530/60 "2008-01-27T08:53:04Z")
Feces, vomitus, blood, milk, dead people, etc… How come I’ve never heard of snot/booger/mucus porn? Don’t make me ask this in GQ, please. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-girls-one-cup-fake/433530.md?page=4)