# Two guys from Texas plan to conquer and enslave their own sex island **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033 "2025-11-21T14:41:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/81 "2025-11-23T03:55:44Z")
Then I apologize for reading too much into your comment. But yes, no argument that these (sarcasm warning) fine specimens of humanity embody all the worst of the current MAGA tropes, which (not sarcasm) are actually honored and admired by their fellows. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2025, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/82 "2025-11-23T05:12:32Z")
> [@griffin1977](#): > > TBH, though I have absolutely no evidence to support it, everything they tried to do (and the utterly incompetent way they tried to do it) is so on message with the current administration Wrong, you Hard-Left socialist communist MALCONTENT! These nefarious criminals were actually trying to learn the language of the shithole-country foreigners that they planned to subjugate, a WOKE act of cultural DEI that Our Leader would NEVER have countenanced!!1! No, seriously: > [@](#): > > From July 2024 to May 2025, the suspects took Haitian Creole classes to prepare for the coup. The phrase “perseverance worthy of a better cause” has never been more apt. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2025, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/83 "2025-11-23T06:33:49Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > No, seriously: > > > [@](#): > > > > From July 2024 to May 2025, the suspects took Haitian Creole classes to prepare for the coup. And people thought they weren’t well prepared! ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2025, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/84 "2025-11-23T06:39:35Z")
Yeah, that’s a pretty good guess. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2025, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/85 "2025-11-23T07:56:52Z")
> [@griffin1977](#): > > no mainstream party would ever want to be associated with them. Turns out I was wrong. The GOP successfully pivoted to co-opt the whole lot, schizophrenics, Nazis, and schizophrenic Nazis. I’m sure you mean well, but this statement is unfair to schizophrenics. We don’t understand schizophrenia as well as we might hope, but to claim that this particular mental illness, which is almost certainly largely if not entirely biological/genetic in origin, should be conflated with the evils of right wing ideology is cruel, even though I’m sure you didn’t mean it to be. ---
**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2025, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/86 "2025-11-23T12:58:35Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > I’m sure you mean well, but this statement is unfair to schizophrenics This was specifically in the context of David Icke who is both a diagnosed schizophrenic and a proponent of bizarre conspiracy theories that have been co-opted by Neo Nazis. I wasn’t saying schizophrenics generally tend towards Maga. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/87 "2025-11-24T04:41:06Z")
Turns out these guys are involved in CSAM as well (child sexual abuse material, a modern name for child pornography). This YouTuber sums it all up fairly well, and does include profanity. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1DgX-VS9E0g/hqdefault.jpg "Most Unhinged Plan Ever") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DgX-VS9E0g) ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/88 "2025-11-24T05:08:07Z")
How shocking and unexpected. /s ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/89 "2025-11-24T05:10:26Z")
I was thinking more hallucinogenic analogs than weed. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/90 "2025-11-24T05:14:28Z")
I finally read the article linked in the OP. The CSAM indictment is mentioned there. They sound like really unpleasant dumbasses. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/91 "2025-11-24T05:17:32Z")
Yeah, to say the least. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/92 "2025-11-24T06:27:56Z")
> [@griffin1977](#): > > I wasn’t saying schizophrenics generally tend towards Maga. Good to know. Apologies if I mischaracterized your post. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/93 "2025-11-24T13:02:12Z")
Now, here’s the kind of thing that you want to sit a team of behavior professionals with the subjects and try to have them explain exactly how they came around to THIS. Because it’s probably fascinating whether alarmingly or stupidly. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/94 "2025-11-24T13:18:52Z")
The idea of those interviews makes me of something like _Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure_ if the characters were more like Beavis and Butthead. But actually evil in addition to just stupid; very stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/95 "2025-11-24T14:30:56Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > have them explain exactly how they came around to THIS. Because it’s probably fascinating whether alarmingly or stupidly. It’s kind of like how I feel when I’m driving, and I see someone pull a really bone-headed maneuver. “In your head, exactly how did you think that was going to work?” ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/96 "2025-11-24T14:32:24Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > just stupid; very stupid An _underfunded_ invasion using ~~trained mercenaries~~ a couple of winos to murder 35-40 thousand men (& older children, because, no, that 16 or 17 yo won’t fight back) just so they can lay down & get some sleep so that they’re strong the next day to r@pe all the wimenfolk is not stupid. It’s at least four levels _beyond_ stoopit on the dumassedry scale! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/97 "2025-11-24T15:41:38Z")
> [@griffin1977](#): > > Rape and abuse of Haitians are two of the GOPs most cherished traditions Rape and abuse of Haitians _and an almost fanatical devotion to trump_ are ~~two~~ three of the GOPs most cherished traditions. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/98 "2025-11-24T16:28:41Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > It’s at least four levels _beyond_ stoopit on the dumassedry scale! I see a Ph.D. thesis out of this one. And maybe a whole season on Netflix. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/99 "2025-11-24T16:33:21Z")
And the pitch goes something like “it’s Dumb and Dumber meets The Man who Would be King!” ---
**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/100 "2025-11-24T16:34:23Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > (& older children, because, no, that 16 or 17 yo won’t fight back) Nobody has mentioned yet the assumption that none of those 30-40000 **women** would fight back either. It’s a classic incel fantasy that we’re a bunch of inept doormats just waiting to be told what to do. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033.md?page=6)