# Two guys from Texas plan to conquer and enslave their own sex island **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033 "2025-11-21T14:41:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 82
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2025, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033/82 "2025-11-23T05:12:32Z")
> [@griffin1977](#): > > TBH, though I have absolutely no evidence to support it, everything they tried to do (and the utterly incompetent way they tried to do it) is so on message with the current administration Wrong, you Hard-Left socialist communist MALCONTENT! These nefarious criminals were actually trying to learn the language of the shithole-country foreigners that they planned to subjugate, a WOKE act of cultural DEI that Our Leader would NEVER have countenanced!!1! No, seriously: > [@](#): > > From July 2024 to May 2025, the suspects took Haitian Creole classes to prepare for the coup. The phrase “perseverance worthy of a better cause” has never been more apt. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-guys-from-texas-plan-to-conquer-and-enslave-their-own-sex-island/1025033)._