# Two Humorous Headlines From Today

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**Created:** [May 2, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-humorous-headlines-from-today/657358 "2013-05-02T21:52:06Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-humorous-headlines-from-today/657358/1 "2013-05-02T21:52:06Z")

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Two headlines that amused me today (but then, I’m easily amused):

[Judge sends ricin-letters case to grand jury](http://news.yahoo.com/judge-sends-ricin-letters-case-grand-jury-report-184746702.html)

[Man accused of shoplifting from Finders Keepers says store name misleading](http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-accused-shoplifting-finders-keepers-store-says-thought-184200072.html)