# Two new kitties! And just wait till I tell you their names! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801 "2006-04-15T20:04:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/41 "2006-04-16T19:47:55Z")
The next two pets I get will be named Snafu and Fubar. They just seem to go together. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/42 "2006-04-16T23:16:03Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > The next two pets I get will be named Snafu and Fubar. > > They just seem to go together. What about **BOHICA**? Bend over here it comes again. TRIFECTA! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/43 "2006-04-16T23:30:31Z")
Someone should get a cat and name it Snakes. Then you can take it with you the next time you’re flying. So you’d have Snakes on a plane. _ducks_ ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/44 "2006-04-17T00:47:55Z")
They finally ran out of steam! Temporarily, of course. [I](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v203/sullenmoon/?action=view¤t=IMG_0463.jpg) [just](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v203/sullenmoon/?action=view¤t=IMG_0465.jpg) [love](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v203/sullenmoon/?action=view¤t=IMG_0468.jpg) [kitties,](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v203/sullenmoon/?action=view¤t=IMG_0469.jpg) [don’t](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v203/sullenmoon/?action=view¤t=IMG_0470.jpg) [you?](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v203/sullenmoon/?action=view¤t=IMG_0471.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/45 "2006-04-17T02:00:32Z")
Yes. Yes I do. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/46 "2006-04-17T14:55:53Z")
The part of my brain that measures cuteness just exploded. 😃 too cute…can’t stand it…help me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/47 "2006-04-17T15:01:42Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > What about **BOHICA**? > > Bend over here it comes again. > > TRIFECTA! Don’t forget TARFU – Things are Really F----- Up… ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/48 "2006-04-17T15:25:12Z")
> [@saramamalana](#): > > [just](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v203/sullenmoon/?action=view¤t=IMG_0465.jpg) > > [you?](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v203/sullenmoon/?action=view¤t=IMG_0471.jpg) For the love of your family, you must get a priest in your house immediately! You obviously adopted demonically possessed cats, and the only safe thing to do is to exorcise them before they vomit all over your house and turn their heads around to stare at you backwards. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/49 "2006-04-17T15:28:20Z")
Of course you will need [this](http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/) now. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/50 "2006-04-17T16:25:34Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > For the love of your family, you must get a priest in your house immediately! You obviously adopted demonically possessed cats, and the only safe thing to do is to exorcise them before they vomit all over your house and turn their heads around to stare at you backwards. I have to ask…this would be different, how? ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/51 "2006-04-17T16:50:13Z")
I’m so glad someone came along with cute kitty pix this morning. One of my coworkers got two kittens over the weekend and DIDN’T BRING IN PICTURES! So she’s talking about how cute the kittens are without pictures. It’s just wrong! So I needed my cute quotient for the day. Thank you for providing it. They’re adorable! ---
**Author:** ![Wnabtokio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Wnabtokio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wnabtokio)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801/52 "2006-04-17T17:53:56Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > many people won’t consider anything other than a kitten. I always go to the pound with the intention of getting a cat that’s about 4 years old or so, and then I get there and there’s always this old guy who’s just sitting there looking adorable, and I think: "No ones going to take him home! He’s OLD! ☹ " Damn old man cats. My latest was 11 when I got him b/c I was afraid he would be put to sleep. I think the shelter puts them out on purpose when I get there. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-new-kitties-and-just-wait-till-i-tell-you-their-names/352801.md?page=2)