# Two out of three women don't want to taste my sweet balls **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030 "2010-06-21T19:59:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/1 "2010-06-21T19:59:05Z")
I picked up some sesame balls filled with bean paste from a place in the Market today. I’ve offered them to three women in the office, and only one took one. So most women don’t want to taste my balls. Mundane and pointless. Nobody use this for a Sequential Thread pairing. 😛 . ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/2 "2010-06-21T20:01:07Z")
**Doomed Companies & Brands** **Two out of three women don’t want to taste my balls** ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/3 "2010-06-21T20:02:21Z")
So let me get this straight: A woman handled your balls and bean paste came out. Shouldn’t you see a doctor about that? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/4 "2010-06-21T20:03:27Z")
You sir, are no Isaac Hayes. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/5 "2010-06-21T20:11:32Z")
**Tricks you use(d) that don’t work** **Two out of three women don’t want to taste my sweet balls** ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/6 "2010-06-21T20:13:07Z")
Hey, everybody have you seen my balls? They’re big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick me up just put my balls in your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/7 "2010-06-21T21:59:14Z")
[Here’s a picture](http://www.thedeliciouslife.com/wp-content/plugins/hot-linked-image-cacher/upload/photos1.blogger.com/hello/98/3385/640/vip_sesame_balls.jpg) so that everyone can appreciate your sweet balls. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/8 "2010-06-21T22:02:11Z")
Those balls look pretty sweet, but somewhat alarmingly bumpy. I’m a bit concerned about the texture and mouthfeel. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/9 "2010-06-21T22:03:17Z")
Mmmm, your balls sure look tasty. I would love to put one of your balls in my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/10 "2010-06-21T22:05:05Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > [Here’s a picture](http://www.thedeliciouslife.com/wp-content/plugins/hot-linked-image-cacher/upload/photos1.blogger.com/hello/98/3385/640/vip_sesame_balls.jpg) so that everyone can appreciate your sweet balls. Those can’t be mine. Mine are in a sack. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/11 "2010-06-21T22:07:38Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I’ve offered them to three women in the office, and only one took one. So most women don’t want to taste my balls. And worse, woman number three chews. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Desert\_Nomad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desert_nomad/32/177_2.png) [@Desert\_Nomad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desert_Nomad)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/12 "2010-06-21T22:10:20Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I picked up some sesame balls filled with bean paste from a place in the Market today. I’ve offered them to three women in the office, and only one took one. So most women don’t want to taste my balls. > > Mundane and pointless. Nobody use this for a Sequential Thread pairing. 😛 You need to spin this with some marketing… “33% of women want to taste my sweet balls” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/13 "2010-06-21T23:04:55Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I’ve offered them to three women in the office, and only one took one. Perhaps they are afraid that you will post about it on the web. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/14 "2010-06-22T05:45:20Z")
I love sesame balls! So yummy. btw, they have them at Whole Foods. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/15 "2010-06-22T05:49:58Z")
Maybe they’d like to taste your spotted dick. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/16 "2010-06-22T08:14:09Z")
They’re called “[gin dui](http://www.pbase.com/image/59265655.jpg).” At the last potluck, all the office girls loved my [creamy banana.](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O8GUREZKQF0/SO6AgunRfvI/AAAAAAAABrY/R4k69t_d7jM/s320/D-kluaibuatchi.jpg) Sadly, the dudes did too. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/17 "2010-06-22T14:07:06Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > And worse, woman number three chews. :eek: Yes, but she also swallows. Does that make up for it? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/18 "2010-06-22T19:27:50Z")
Well, I’ve eaten my own sweet balls. Whaddya think of _that?_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/19 "2010-06-22T19:34:39Z")
At least your culinary tastes are flexible. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/20 "2010-06-22T19:41:02Z")
I guess two out of three women didn’t want any strings attached. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030.md?page=2)