# Two out of three women don't want to taste my sweet balls

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 21, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030 "2010-06-21T19:59:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/21 "2010-06-22T20:17:17Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> [Here’s a picture](http://www.thedeliciouslife.com/wp-content/plugins/hot-linked-image-cacher/upload/photos1.blogger.com/hello/98/3385/640/vip_sesame_balls.jpg) so that everyone can appreciate your sweet balls.

Those balls certainly have a lot of seed.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/22 "2010-07-06T04:57:40Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> You sir, are no Isaac Hayes.

Not even an Alec Baldwin.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/23 "2010-07-06T05:49:24Z")

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Maybe you’d have better luck if your balls were savoury rather than sweet?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/24 "2010-07-06T13:16:06Z")

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They’re better once the salt has been licked off.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-out-of-three-women-dont-want-to-taste-my-sweet-balls/544030/25 "2010-07-06T13:22:24Z")

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I can’t help you since I’ve never had this problem. Every woman I’ve met has loved my balls!😃

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