# Two prisoners escape using tactis similar to Escape from Alcatraz. I predict a movie very soon.

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**Created:** [June 7, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858 "2015-06-07T03:27:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/141 "2015-06-17T23:05:54Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> Using her as Plan B is the local Sheriff’s theory. Basically they strung the woman along. Romanced her. “_Yeah, we’ll kill your husband for you_”. Got her help and some sex too. But never intended to use her car. That would make sense. The stupidest, most idiotic thing they could possibly do is commit a murder right after escaping.

Yeah, but if they were trying to scare her off, that would be the way to do it. Freak her out, with a tale to tell the cops; I think we’re dealing with Gondorff & Hooker here.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/142 "2015-06-17T23:17:46Z")

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> [@Honey](#):
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> Yes, that’s how he is, his father Mario was the same way.

And his uncle Luigi. Which is another reason following bad guys through pipes only comes natural to him.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/143 "2015-06-18T00:56:44Z")

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Either of these two men is capable of murdering again. I wouldn’t want to stumble across them in the woods. They might not want any witnesses calling 911 when they get home.

But for right now, it’s in their best interest to avoid any crimes and police attention. Hard to tell if they’ll remember that for very long. Violent men aren’t always rational.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/144 "2015-06-18T16:29:10Z")

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I’m wondering. Let’s say that these guys got away and are several states away by now. Will the Feds ever admit it, or will we just stop hearing about it when the news reporters get bored and move on to something else?

I’m reminded of the Olympic Park Bomber, Eric Rudolph. He supposedly fled into the woods. After a while, the cops began to pull some fairly ridiculous theories out of their asses. I specifically remember one claiming that Rudolph had probably committed suicide. (And he knew this, how exactly? :dubious: ) Sure enough, years later he was identified in another state and arrested.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/145 "2015-06-20T15:02:06Z")

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The Feds are spending a million dollars a day and can’t find two guys? I am outraged.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/146 "2015-06-20T15:50:02Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> The Feds are spending a million dollars a day and can’t find two guys? I am outraged.

I wonder how much of that is normally spent. Perhaps folks are getting overtime and danger pay.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/147 "2015-06-20T15:52:37Z")

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A corrections officer has been [placed on administrative leave](http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/Escapees-David-Sweat-Richard-Matt-on-Most-Wanted-6337207.php). Perhaps Joyce Mitchell was not the only one helping them.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/148 "2015-06-21T00:03:01Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Killing her would have told the police where they had been.

Not killing her would have allowed the cops to get her to provide info about where they may have said they were going, or any other info that could be used to allow LEOs to get closer.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/149 "2015-06-21T00:11:02Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Not killing her would have allowed the cops to get her to provide info about where they may have said they were going, or any other info that could be used to allow LEOs to get closer.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/150 "2015-06-21T05:03:06Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> It’s not completely backed up, but nevertheless:
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> "In another recounted exchange, Lady Astor said to Churchill, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea,” to which he responded, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”

To be fair, Lady Astor was a huge bitch.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/151 "2015-06-21T11:41:51Z")

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Churchill was just [huge](http://craphound.com/images/196.jpg).

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/152 "2015-06-22T16:19:16Z")

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NY Times is [reporting](http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/23/nyregion/escaped-convicts-manhunt-new-york.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=second-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0)that DNA evidence was found in a cabin

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> DNA matching that of two escaped killers was found in a cabin in the remote resort of Mountain View, N.Y., 15 heavily wooded miles west of the state prison in Dannemora, an official briefed on the investigation said on Monday morning.
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> The forensic evidence indicated that the men had been there within the last 48 hours, according to the official, who was not authorized to discuss the search and spoke on the condition of anonymity.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/153 "2015-06-22T21:57:57Z")

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Someone on CNN is suggesting that area cabin owners “go check them out” and look for anything out of place. 😕 That can’t be a good idea.

Uh, no thanks! Here’s the keys. You go.

Sounds like they might wrap this up pretty soon if this DNA thing is the real deal.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/154 "2015-06-22T22:25:51Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Uh, no thanks! Here’s the keys. You go.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/155 "2015-06-22T22:45:40Z")

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At one software company where I worked, I was one of the people on the emergency contact list for the alarm system. One night, I was woken up by the alarm company, calling to let me know that the alarm had been triggered. I drove to the office building where I met the local police officer. He told me to go in and check out everything. “Me?” I thought, “You’re the one with the gun.” (Fortunately, there was nothing. Probably triggered by the night cleaning crew.)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/156 "2015-06-22T23:08:58Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> At one software company where I worked, I was one of the people on the emergency contact list for the alarm system. One night, I was woken up by the alarm company, calling to let me know that the alarm had been triggered. I drove to the office building where I met the local police officer. He told me to go in and check out everything. “Me?” I thought, “You’re the one with the gun.” (Fortunately, there was nothing. Probably triggered by the night cleaning crew.)

When I worked at the public library, we received a call that there was dynamite in the library, and “you’ve got ten minutes!” I wished I had known to ask the guy his name, apparently guys who do this are so nervous they will tell you.  
But I digress.  
Since I was unfortunate enough to be running the store, I called the police and our director.  
The police parked down the block, and waited for the ten minutes to be over. Then they asked me and my fellow employes to search the stacks for a bomb. Fortunately, there was not one.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2015, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/157 "2015-06-23T05:55:38Z")

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Looks like they’ve confirmed they are still in the area near the prison. What they found at the cabin leaves little doubt. Won’t be long and they’ll be in custody. There’s really no where to run with that many people searching.

For awhile it appeared maybe they had arranged a Plan B ride out of that area. Since that didn’t happen. They are basically SOL. They’ll be in for quite a tough time when they get back. They had it made. Honor cell block, cooking their own food, working one of the best jobs in the prison, and getting the occasional BJ from a middle aged lady. Now they’ll spend the rest of their lives on the shittiest cell block, sharing time with the craziest prisoners, watched by the meanest guards. It’s their own damn fault.

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/158 "2015-06-26T21:26:04Z")

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One down:

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> Escaped convicted murderer Richard Matt was shot and killed by authorities in upstate New York today, according to officials, 20 days after he made an elaborate escape from prison.
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> Matt was shot and killed at about 4:10 p.m. in Elephant’s Head, New York, about 20 miles south of the Canadian border and just 50 miles away from Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, NY.
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> Officials believe the other convicted murder he escaped with, David Sweat, is still on the run, sources said. State police know Sweat’s “general vicinity” and were “trying to close him off now."

> **[Escaped New York Inmate Richard Matt Shot and Killed by Police, Search...](https://abcnews.go.com/US/escaped-york-inmate-richard-matt-shot-police/story?id=32060073)**
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> Richard Matt escaped from Clinton Correctional Facility along with David Sweat.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/159 "2015-06-26T21:36:25Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Someone on CNN is suggesting that area cabin owners “go check them out” and look for anything out of place. 😕 That can’t be a good idea.
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> Uh, no thanks! Here’s the keys. You go.

Let’s split up!

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-prisoners-escape-using-tactis-similar-to-escape-from-alcatraz-i-predict-a-movie-very-soon/721858/160 "2015-06-26T21:44:42Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> Let’s split up!

Good idea, me any my virginal girlfriend will be fooling around over there, just out of shouting range.

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