# Two Sentence Stories **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 28, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052 "2015-05-28T17:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052/141 "2015-10-01T16:11:08Z")
One afternoon, Micheal Palin witnessed an African Swallow was carrying a coconut across the Olduvai Gorge. Now you know the rest of the story. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052/142 "2015-10-08T20:43:29Z")
She was flawless. I stood in her perfect boudoir, admiring her matching Chanel lipstick and Christian Louboutin lingerie, red soles and all. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052/143 "2015-10-17T14:14:31Z")
He hadn’t read the topic before posting. When he saw “New private message” he felt cold chills up his spine. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052/144 "2015-10-17T18:11:16Z")
The fight broke out over a discussion of “Star Trek” vs. “Star Wars.” 19 people were phasered to death, and 23 people light sabered. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052/145 "2015-10-17T18:24:28Z")
Observing the brutal brawl that had broke out, over who is the better Star Trek Captain, he yelled out “Star Wars is just a movie you fools!”. As everyone stopped and turned to stare at him, he realized running was going to be the best option. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052/146 "2015-11-05T22:57:01Z")
I stared down the length of the blaster and met his dead, grey eyes looking through me. His finger tightened on the trigger and I saw the flash as I yelled out, “Han shot first!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052/147 "2015-11-07T16:10:06Z")
The doctor came back in to the exam room with the saddest expression I have ever seen on another person’s face. I was expecting the worst when he said, “Why don’t my rich patients ever get this?” ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2019, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052/148 "2019-09-23T17:35:56Z")
As he lay dying, he was certain of reincarnation. He was sure he’d get it right next time. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052/149 "2019-09-24T03:48:43Z")
The chicken crossed the road. Everyone stared. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052/150 "2019-09-24T04:40:27Z")
For sale, one parachute, slightly stained, only used once. Must sell quickly to aid in funeral costs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-sentence-stories/721052.md?page=7)