# Two-wheeled vehicles - 2, Dubya - 0

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-wheeled-vehicles-2-dubya-0/246580>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 22, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-wheeled-vehicles-2-dubya-0/246580 "2004-05-22T22:53:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-wheeled-vehicles-2-dubya-0/246580/21 "2004-05-23T22:53:04Z")

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> [@The Great Zamboni](#):
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> I heard he was on a ride that was close to twenty miles over very rough terrain.

Okay, I hadn’t seen that anywhere. I was picturing a nice paved bike path with W with a mouth guard, helmet, knee pads, elbow pads, training wheels, and the basket and frills on the handlebars.

And you, Mr. Zamboni, had to go and erase that image from my minds eye. Curse you!

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**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-wheeled-vehicles-2-dubya-0/246580/22 "2004-05-24T04:35:29Z")

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> [@Captain Amazing](#):
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> I think it’s English… literature and that sort of stuff.

[Dead White Guy Studies](http://www.yale.edu/humanities/humanities.html) by the looks of it. Actually, the courses seem cool - except for " Music and Meaning in the German Social Imagination". Ugha.

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**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-wheeled-vehicles-2-dubya-0/246580/23 "2004-05-24T11:11:33Z")

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> [@The Great Zamboni](#):
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> a mouth guard is as good as a helmet.

…although it’s hard to get one big enough to fit over the ears…  
😃

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/two-wheeled-vehicles-2-dubya-0/246580/24 "2004-05-30T15:45:39Z")

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> [@Martiju](#):
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> …although it’s hard to get one big enough to fit over the ears…  
> 😃

With his big teeth, Jimmy Carter probably had one big enough for that. If only he had passed it down…

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