Bite Me
Fort Kearny
Fort Laramie
Fort William
Fort Leavenworth
many more

IMHO WGAS
Tooth hurt. 
Poor guy.
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darn autobreaks!
gastrointestinal diverticulitis
Hardy harhar.
Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
Feather catweb
Projectile flatulence.
Too silly 
i agree
Lemon curry??
et tu?
double dyrwn
Jesus God.
shit sandwich
This sucks.