# Tying a Knot in my Penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806 "2005-08-26T22:58:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/21 "2005-08-28T05:18:46Z")
There’s a couple guys I’ve known that I wanted to do that to. But not to help them. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/22 "2005-08-28T05:22:33Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > You can decrease the likelihood of leaks by elevating the open end above the bladder - just sling it over your shoulder, like I do. Anybody remember that song? - Do your boys hang low Do they wobble to and fro Can you tie 'em in a knot Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em over your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your boys hang low\* Of course, the appendages in the song are not the same we’re discussing, but they’re right next door. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/23 "2005-08-29T05:15:54Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > I dunno which elicits more horror: > a [stopcock](http://www.smiths-medical.medex.com/medex/images/p_stopcocks.jpg) > 😉 I’m mildly worried though far more curious as to the particulars of that device. Care to indulge me a little?? ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/24 "2005-08-29T05:36:35Z")
No one seems to be too cocksure about any of this. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/25 "2005-08-29T05:46:14Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > I’m mildly worried though far more curious as to the particulars of that device. Care to indulge me a little?? Well, from what I know of stopcocks, they allow one to adjust flow in very small increments, diverting flow from one output opposed to the other. How this impacts erectile dysfunction and the O.P., well… one can but ponder. Can’t one? There’s a little indulgence for ya. Given some sleep, I might come up with a much more detailed and layered application of bullshit. But at 1:56am EST, this is as good as it gets. And that’s no poppycock. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/26 "2005-08-29T15:57:00Z")
Stopcocks are used to precisely control the flow of liquids. So maybe he does need a stopcock, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/27 "2005-08-29T16:13:42Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Anybody remember that song? > > - Do your boys hang low > Do they wobble to and fro > Can you tie 'em in a knot > Can you tie 'em in a bow? > Can you throw 'em over your shoulder > Like a continental soldier > Do your boys hang low\* > > Of course, the appendages in the song are not the same we’re discussing, but they’re right next door. 😃 Speaking of boys hanging low: [The Nut Bra](http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/34116/). (“Is that a penis over your shoulder, or are you just happy to see me?”) ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/28 "2005-08-29T19:24:56Z")
Well, this is one of the more cockamamie things I’ve seen today. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/29 "2005-08-29T19:33:41Z")
> [@Jake](#): > > My SO says OK as long as the knot is up toward the front. Wonder why? I think this theory doesn’t hang true. It’s based on a phallusy. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/30 "2005-08-29T19:47:04Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > I think this theory doesn’t hang true. It’s based on a phallusy. I hope the mods don’t close this thread on account of being too punny. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/31 "2005-08-29T20:29:25Z")
Can your SO tie a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth? Is she willing to take on bigger responsibilities? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806/32 "2005-08-29T23:51:05Z")
I’ve always been able to tie a knot in a maraschino cherry stem in my mouth. Sometimes to the amusement of women. Sometimes…knot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tying-a-knot-in-my-penis/318806.md?page=1)