# Typing with My Mouth Full

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 7, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519 "2005-09-07T14:52:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519/1 "2005-09-07T14:52:41Z")

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I just opened a box of Triscuits with Rosemary and Olive Oil. Mmmmmmm. Bliss.

There’s only 4 grams of total fat (O trans fat) per serving, but at this point, I’m doubtful that I’ll be able to stop at one serving. Wonder how that translates if I eat the entire box? They don’t even need cheese or anything…  
\<crunch\> \<crunch\> \<crunch\>

Don’t we have a bliss smilie?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519/2 "2005-09-07T15:05:09Z")

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Have you had _these_? mmmmmmmmmmmm

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519/3 "2005-09-07T15:06:20Z")

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Or how about [these](http://www.e-goodhealth.com/olive.htm), instead? :smack:

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519/4 "2005-09-07T15:11:48Z")

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Mm…

I bought some crackers at Costco that were olive oil & rosemary, but they weren’t Triscuits.

What they were was dee-lic-ious, and went just fine with some sharp cheddar cheese and a bottle of wine.

Mm…

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519/5 "2005-09-07T18:27:45Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Or how about [these](http://www.e-goodhealth.com/olive.htm), instead? :smack:

Why is that bag of potato chips $36.50?

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519/6 "2005-09-07T18:44:20Z")

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> [@guizot](#):
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> Why is that bag of potato chips $36.50?

$36.50 for a case of 12.

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**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519/7 "2005-09-07T18:54:43Z")

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Oh, that’s all I’d need-- a CASE of potato chips.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519/8 "2005-09-07T18:59:55Z")

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Well, I’d take a case of these any day of the week. Sure, I’d need a quaduple bypass by the end of it, but still…mmmmm

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/typing-with-my-mouth-full/320519/9 "2005-09-07T19:23:26Z")

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Be glad you’re not using voice recognition software:

> [@phall0106](#):
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> I muft ofend a bof of Twifkits wif Wovemary nd Owif Oil. Mmmmmmm. Bwiff.