Typos in signs

It is a little easier when you also remember

Yours
His
Hers
Ours
Theirs

Are also posessives that don’t use apostrophes.

I worked in a place that had a small pantry for staff use. It had a keypad lock, but was sometimes propped ajar.

Someone wrote a sign and posted it on the door: “Please keep the panty locked”.

It remained for several months before someone removed it.

mmm

Whoever holds the panty keys controls the kingdom queendom.

This was on a fence near an old workplace. I was not sure exactly what my being had seen but I was supposed to be happy about it.

Would you patronize a store that advertised “fresh” fish?

Better that than fresh “fish”.

I see costumers instead of customers quite a lot.

Its/it’s was a bit of a blindspot for me, um, well into adulthood until that pattern of the other possessive pronouns was pointed out.

There was a restaurant here in Tucson for years called Mariscos Chihuahua. The sign on the building was Mariscos Chiuhahua.

Posted in another thread, but I think it works here. Typo or brain fart? - you decide!

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