# U.P.S.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/u-p-s/4015>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 21, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/u-p-s/4015 "2000-01-21T02:48:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/u-p-s/4015/5 "2000-01-21T03:08:00Z")

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Scylla:

Call UPS. Even if you don’t know the person’s name, they can track him down. And hopefully shoot him down like a rabid dog.

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Still trying to think of something witty to say here

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