# Uber for Kitty Litter: Name this Company **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 20, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399 "2015-05-20T02:40:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399/21 "2015-05-20T18:47:55Z")
Life’s Litter Pleasures ---
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399/22 "2015-05-20T18:49:34Z")
(LLP, of course) ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399/23 "2015-05-20T18:52:15Z")
KittyConcierge CatCierge Cats on the Go (get it?) 🙂 KittyCleanup LitterBugs Where are you, btw? I would totally pay someone to do this. ETA: You could put whiskers on the fronts of your vehicles, like that car company (Uber? Lyft?) does mustaches!) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399/24 "2015-05-20T19:14:32Z")
> [@Infovore](#): > > LitterBugs I see a VW Beetle in metal flake grey. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399/25 "2015-05-20T19:19:35Z")
NM. Already done. _Damn_ you, **MikeF**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![arseNal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@arseNal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arseNal)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399/26 "2015-05-20T20:05:16Z")
Poober? ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399/27 "2015-05-20T20:08:11Z")
> [@arseNal](#): > > Poober? PooPals (the webcomic “NPC” has an anthropomorphic cat box named “[PooPal](http://www.npccomic.com/comic/2011/06/06/whrrr/)” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399/28 "2015-05-20T20:12:53Z")
Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table .com ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399/29 "2015-05-20T20:15:24Z")
> [@grude](#): > > We want your cat’s feces! Call now! When we recently had our septic tank pumped, I observed to the guy that “We Take Shit From Anyone” would make a great slogan. Might offend kitty-cat folks, though. 😃 I’d suggest expanding the offerings to dog yard patrol. Twice the opportunity in the same basic effort. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399/30 "2015-05-20T21:17:14Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > How much are people willing to pay for this service? Seems like the costs involved in driving to and from a call would eat up a huge portion of the gross (heh) profit. Yeah, I didn’t want to boxshit, but I was also curious about the business model here. Based on the Uber comparison, I guess it will involve a distributed workforce of independent contractor cat box sifters, and some kind of mobile app to connect them with turdphobic customers? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uber-for-kitty-litter-name-this-company/720399.md?page=1)