# UConn Booster acts like a whiny baby.

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 26, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999 "2011-01-26T00:54:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/1 "2011-01-26T00:54:26Z")

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[UConn Booster acts likes a bad-tempered three year old…](http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/Connecticut-Huskies-benefactor-demands-return-of-donation-012511)

Seriously, I could give a shit about UConn football, but this dude needs to get kicked to the curb. “WAAAA! I gave you money and you didn’t give me a veto over the hiring of a coach!” This guy represents much of what’s wrong with college football these days. I’ll say it now, the next school that accepts his money should be scrutinized under an NCAA microscope. I hope UConn fans (and any other true college football fans) refuse to do business with him and his company. Fucking brat.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/2 "2011-01-26T01:12:37Z")

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> Burton called the situation “a slap in the face and embarrassment to my family,” and said he planned "to let the correct people know that you did not listen to your number one football donor.

Burton seems like just another idiot who apparently gives charity then expects a tangible return. He didn’t intend that money as charity, he thought he was buying something. What knowledge, expertise or authority allows him to make a competent decision on football talent?

Good luck getting th 3 million dollars back. However, I would comply with his request to remove his name from university facilities.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/3 "2011-01-26T01:46:52Z")

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Clearly the guy is an idiot. I can’t imagine any booster expecting to have a say in who gets hired as a coach. Be informed of who is getting consideration, sure, but an actual voice in the process? You want to play GM? Buy your own team, but donating 3 million dollars to a school means you get your name on a plaque somewhere. $3 million doesn’t give you AD responsibilities.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/4 "2011-01-26T14:22:02Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> However, I would comply with his request to remove his name from university facilities.

They’ll do that in a second. It gives them a chance to offer up naming rights again.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/5 "2011-01-26T14:26:29Z")

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> His son, Joe, played for Paul Pasqualoni at Syracuse from 1997 to 2001

Ah ha! I’m guessing little Joey got his feelings hurt by Coach Pasqualoni, and Daddy Burton still holds a grudge.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/6 "2011-01-26T14:32:58Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> $3 million doesn’t give you AD responsibilities.

I work in university fundraising and when I started reading this story I assumed that the guy had given $50 million to the university. $3 million? Sure, that’s a lot of money, but that makes him nowhere near the largest donor UConn has: [Raymond Neag gave $23 million to the school in one gift in 1999](http://www.uconnfoundation2009ar.org/the_founders_society.php).

According to that link, 39 people have made gifts of $1 million or more to UConn (as of 2009). I wonder how many of them think they should have AD privileges?

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/7 "2011-01-26T14:42:11Z")

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I doubt he meant the story to be leaked to the public, but Burton sure is coming across as an entitled a-hole.

Of course, any sports program that doesn’t kiss its large donors’ asses on a regular basis shouldn’t be surprised when donations dry up.

I wonder if he’s even entitled to get his $3M back? I doubt there were stipulations on the donation that stated that he’d be given veto privileges.

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/8 "2011-01-26T15:28:26Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> Burton seems like just another idiot who apparently gives charity then expects a tangible return. He didn’t intend that money as charity, he thought he was buying something.

While I agree that the guy is a monumental douche, big-time college football, in 2011, is in no way like a charity. It is much closer in nature to a business, and yes, he did expect a return on investment.

His biggest error was thinking that $3 million made him a bigshot. Sorry, no. That gets your name on a building. Veto power on coaches costs a lot more.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/9 "2011-01-26T15:39:38Z")

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The University’s (public) response was disproportionately gracious: “The Burton family has been exceptionally supportive of the University of Connecticut for many years. The university is grateful to the family, especially for the benefits they have provided to many of our students.”

It would have been much more fun if they’d just told this dick where to shove his 3 million bucks.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/10 "2011-01-26T16:06:08Z")

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On The Herd earlier Colin had a soundbite from Bob Knight, who said that they guy should just build his own damn university and call it Ego U.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uconn-booster-acts-like-a-whiny-baby/568999/11 "2011-01-26T16:27:34Z")

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> The University’s (public) response was disproportionately gracious: “The Burton family has been exceptionally supportive of the University of Connecticut for many years. The university is grateful to the family, especially for the benefits they have provided to many of our students.”

Heh heh heh. I can’t wait to go to certain fundraising conferences this year.
