# Udayyay isyay ayay Umbshitday **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977 "2003-04-16T00:12:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/1 "2003-04-16T00:12:48Z")
[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle\_east/2949959.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2949959.stm) If he had _used_ some of that firepower, he might not be dead/on the lam right now. Probably a really great porn collection, though… Attention Mods–the only thing in this thread that is “Pit-able” is the Pig Latin word for “dumbshit” in the title. But the stickys regarding extreme discretion about the choice of Forum have been duly noted, & I will comply. BTW–Bite me. Hey–it IS the Pit, after all! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/2 "2003-04-16T00:47:17Z")
I like that gold looking one. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/3 "2003-04-16T00:53:27Z")
Does this remind anyone of _Myst_? Like, there are the two wacko sons, and you don’t know where they are, but when you find Sirrus’ room, he has all these daggers and drugs and stuff? OK, maybe it’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/4 "2003-04-16T02:35:17Z")
**Already in Use** , I think Qusay is more like Sirrus. Uday is definitely the Achenar of the Hussein family. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/5 "2003-04-16T02:39:01Z")
Ha, and I can totally see Saddam wearing a white robe and saying, “Nooooo! Don’t come here to Tikrit!” ---
**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/6 "2003-04-16T02:44:35Z")
I wonder what will happen to the animals in his private zoo. Given Uday’s taste for brutality I wouldn’t be surprised if he had the occasional “_let’s throw a few enemies to the lions/cheetahs_” parties.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/7 "2003-04-16T02:47:38Z")
Saddam and sons sure do like their porno. Hey, you know, Saddam sounds kind of like Sodom. Saddam=sodomy. Heh. Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/8 "2003-04-16T02:49:09Z")
I still say that the war should have been called Operation Sodomize Hussein. ---
**Author:** ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/9 "2003-04-16T02:49:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Saddam and sons sure do like their porno. > > Hey, you know, Saddam sounds kind of like Sodom. Saddam=sodomy. > > Heh. Who knew? \*\* On two consecutive days, Andrew Sullivan’s blog criticized Saddamites and then praised Sodomites. ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/10 "2003-04-16T17:35:16Z")
Anyone else really want that gold-plated rifle? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/11 "2003-04-16T17:56:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DreadCthulhu \* > \*\*Anyone else really want that gold-plated rifle? \*\* Rocks paper scissors, best out of three. Ready? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/12 "2003-04-16T18:16:39Z")
Damn. I thought we were going to be singing “Double Dutch Bus” up in here. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/13 "2003-04-16T18:17:48Z")
Rock ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/14 "2003-04-16T18:20:01Z")
The weirdest and creepiest thing Uday had (in my personal opinion) were the collection of pictures of George Bush’s daughters…in his WORK OUT ROOM. Seems sort of…Cape Fear to me. Well, that and the Lladro collection. Pretty fruity for a brutal alleged rapist and torturer. ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/15 "2003-04-16T18:36:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DreadCthulhu \* > \*\*Anyone else really want that gold-plated rifle? \*\* Yes, so I could be the man with the golden gun. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/16 "2003-04-16T18:39:27Z")
paper. paper covers rock. I win. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/17 "2003-04-16T18:49:37Z")
“Items uncovered include bags of heroin and pictures of prostitutes downloaded from the internet, now strewn over the floor.” Is there a large business in prostitute porn? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that particular fetish. "Some of those vehicles will soon be seen on the streets of Baghdad. Driven away by looters, they will serve as a stark reminder of years of excess by the former first family." Mmmm, bullshit ‘moral of the story’ in what’s supposed to be news… ---
**Author:** ![Kitfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f6c823/32.png) [@Kitfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitfox)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/18 "2003-04-16T21:35:14Z")
Who would gold plate an AK-47? The whole point of the AK series is that they are cheap and reliable; it’s like gold plating a Hyundai. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/19 "2003-04-16T21:40:49Z")
I would like a gold plated Hyundai as well. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977/20 "2003-04-16T22:33:54Z")
“My name is Uday Fudd. I have a mansion and a yacht. They are made out of gold-plated goose eyeballs. Why? Because I can.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/udayyay-isyay-ayay-umbshitday/168977.md?page=2)