# UEFA Euro 2024

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** football-soccer-fifa\
**Created:** [June 14, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885 "2024-06-14T18:25:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/181 "2024-06-30T11:01:53Z")

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The stat was xG conceded. Also I think top on crosses into their own box. But that was earlier in the tournament and their opponents were mostly happy to sit back.

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**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/182 "2024-06-30T12:02:57Z")

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> even Scotland

Ouch.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/183 "2024-06-30T14:42:41Z")

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xG conceded is the logical stat (are there similar stats that take into account blocked shots or other dangers that don’t show up in xG?). If someone claimed a team was best defensively because of corners given up then they’re arguing in bad faith

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/184 "2024-06-30T15:10:36Z")

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I’m about to experience my first time watching the Euros in the U.K.

About to head to my hotel and put my England top on.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/185 "2024-06-30T17:03:09Z")

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England were terrible, again, in first half. Slovakia didn’t have much to invest and defend to be in the lead. Reminds me so far of the Switzerland-Italy game from yesterday.

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/186 "2024-06-30T17:06:28Z")

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We are so unbelievably bad, honestly, talk about the whole being less than the sum of its parts. Shocking.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/187 "2024-06-30T17:10:21Z")

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Oh my god! A goal! How did that happen?  
Oh, off-side, I guess. That would explain it.

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/188 "2024-06-30T17:11:28Z")

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Completely unnecessary offside from Foden.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/189 "2024-06-30T17:21:21Z")

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This is England?

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/190 "2024-06-30T17:35:01Z")

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I don’t remember us having a single (legitimate) shot on target all match. Pathetic.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/191 "2024-06-30T17:37:03Z")

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So every foul is a yellow card now?

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/192 "2024-06-30T17:38:28Z")

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Eh, there are only five yellow cards so far, that’s not even aspirational in this tournament.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/193 "2024-06-30T17:43:54Z")

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Guess 2021 really was a lucky fluke then.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/194 "2024-06-30T17:55:05Z")

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omgx2

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/195 "2024-06-30T17:56:18Z")

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They played the biggest shite imaginable, but then such a goal! Unbelievable.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/196 "2024-06-30T17:57:28Z")

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England better do in penalties what it couldn’t achieve three years ago.

(Yes, I know, still lots of time to go)

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/197 "2024-06-30T17:57:31Z")

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Extra time? More of _this_? OMG! Sigh…

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/198 "2024-06-30T18:01:07Z")

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I am in London right now watching this! I screamed loudly, ‘Do yo believe in miracles? Yes, yes yes!!!’

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/199 "2024-06-30T18:03:22Z")

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what the holy fuck

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/200 "2024-06-30T18:04:52Z")

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Five minutes ago I had typed out the post “Mother of mercy, is this the end of Southgate?” but hadn’t hit send.

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